When frying the baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacon, just before it is done, pour in a light dash of Guinness and as that is sizzling, lob in some gravy powder and vigourously shuffle the bacon round in it.
If it went right, your bacon should look as though you burned it, but thats just the gravy sticking to it.
Serve on white bread, with a fried egg, and retire to somewhee comfy to eat it and sup your guinness.