Author Topic: Super-Twat  (Read 868913 times)

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1000 on: 25 July, 2014, 09:45:47 pm »
They're only prosecuting him to silence TEH TRUTHS!!!!!!
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1001 on: 25 July, 2014, 10:18:30 pm »
Doesn't even have comedy value :(
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1002 on: 25 July, 2014, 10:25:26 pm »
Doesn't even have comedy value :(


I agree; it's unpleasant and depressing.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1003 on: 29 July, 2014, 01:21:22 pm »
Iain Duncan Smith, for his performance as spokestwat for  Cam the Sham, who also deserves a dishonourable mention.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1004 on: 29 July, 2014, 08:51:07 pm »
That festering ball of slime Mark Regev was on the WWP just now.  Consumer electronics are expensive, and take a long time to set up, otherwise the iPad would have been frisbeeing through the WWP before the smeg-faced clowning dope fuck had even got halfway through blaming Hamas for all the DETHiness.

Seems Hamas are forcing the inhabitants of Gaza to live in, er, Gaza.
I feel bad about bringing the thread back to Regev---I feel bad about mentioning him in the first place---but here, watch this.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1005 on: 29 July, 2014, 09:02:48 pm »
That festering ball of slime Mark Regev was on the WWP just now.  Consumer electronics are expensive, and take a long time to set up, otherwise the iPad would have been frisbeeing through the WWP before the smeg-faced clowning dope fuck had even got halfway through blaming Hamas for all the DETHiness.

Seems Hamas are forcing the inhabitants of Gaza to live in, er, Gaza.
I feel bad about bringing the thread back to Regev---I feel bad about mentioning him in the first place---but here, watch this.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1006 on: 30 July, 2014, 04:11:13 pm »
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1007 on: 30 July, 2014, 04:42:32 pm »
I know he should have had a lifetime achievement award by now, but after avoiding it for a decade I am watching Noel Edmonds on "Deal Or No Deal" in absolute horror.  I don't know why I hate him so much...he's a smug rich bastard exploiting desperate poor people (let's be accurate: chavs)  in an amazingly bored and casual manner, his beard is increasingly ridiculous, he must spend more time on his hair than the average catwalk model (and spend the GDP of Burkina Faso on Just For Men products) and he is trying to look about 40 years younger thn he is, and failing miserably..

No...I think it's the way he's dressed.  Tweed jacket woith red leather collar and elbows, fuckingredtrousers and a cravat.  Why isn't he a Bond villain?  He wouldn't even need acting lessons.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1008 on: 30 July, 2014, 04:44:57 pm »
Why isn't he a Bond villain?  He wouldn't even need acting lessons.

Because an array of orbital gunge delivery satellites isn't a credible threat to world peace.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1010 on: 04 August, 2014, 12:08:18 pm »
Benjamin Netanyahu and Mark Regev...

It simply needs repeating.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1011 on: 04 August, 2014, 01:31:42 pm »
The more often Mark Regev appears on the news, the more he resembles a lizard.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1012 on: 04 August, 2014, 01:32:26 pm »
Perhaps the conspiracy nutters have a point...?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1013 on: 04 August, 2014, 06:34:18 pm »
Lt Col Peter Lerner.

The Israeli Defence Force's* Mark Regev...  :sick:






*How inaptly named.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1014 on: 05 August, 2014, 07:17:11 am »
Roman Shapiro
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1015 on: 05 August, 2014, 05:37:58 pm »
Douglas Murray (the Spectator blogger)
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1016 on: 06 August, 2014, 06:27:37 pm »
It's a toss-up between the German legal system and Bernie fucking Ecclestone.

If, as he seemed to suggest all along, the odious little twerp was innocent of any wrongdoing why did he feel the need to by himself out of trouble? Utterly shameful.

Sepp Blatter has competition in the 'loathesome twat running a professional sport' stakes.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1017 on: 06 August, 2014, 08:02:21 pm »
'Sorry I nicked that loaf in Tesco's guv, will a tenner cover it? Oh bugger, I don't have a tenner'.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1018 on: 11 August, 2014, 10:48:44 pm »
I think Mark Simmonds has just earned himself a mention.
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1019 on: 11 August, 2014, 10:51:14 pm »
He has indeed.  Perhaps we cold have a whip-round to see if we can convince him to stay and continue to provide his insights, compassion and understanding of ordinary people's way of life to our political system?

No takers?

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1020 on: 11 August, 2014, 10:55:52 pm »

Sorry, I got sidetracked by the loose coalescence of blithering loonery that forms davidicke.com
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1021 on: 12 August, 2014, 05:03:21 pm »
One of today's 'most read' stories on the site. Historical interest lies in the comments...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-15507374
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1022 on: 12 August, 2014, 05:23:43 pm »
I think Mark Simmonds has just earned himself a mention.
My, what a repellent little pustule - sense of entitlement much?

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1023 on: 12 August, 2014, 05:32:15 pm »
One of today's 'most read' stories on the site. Historical interest lies in the comments...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-15507374
I'd like to read the many deleted posts.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1024 on: 12 August, 2014, 05:37:47 pm »
Ooooooooh yes!
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