I dunno, Hurricane Poppy scares me. Poppy is the name terribly middle-class parents give to their psychologically dysfunction infants. Poppy, Poppy, they'll say, that terminal eee whining its way to infinity, stop stabbing mummy in the eye, remember what the doctor said. They're always in sports centre changing rooms and Poppy is always stabbing, maiming, or screeching like a demon dipped in holy water, while mother wheedles away. If Poppy stops stabbing mummy, Poppy can have a pony.
Poppy, of course, is the Demon of Very Bad Things, and you shouldn't upset her.