Caller: "Hello, I'm calling from the Microsoft."
Blah blah blah.
Caller: "Can you please check your Windows computer."
Me: "Which one, I have eight ?"
Caller: "Any one, it doesn't matter, they're all connected."
Caller: "We're seeing lots of error messages."
Me: "What do the error messages say ?"
Caller: "They say 'Fuck you'"