I have driven a tank and an APC and took control of a Mil24.
Partied in the Greenwich Foot Tunnel
Bungeed off the side of Canary Wharf
Travelled around NZ staying with Maori tribes
Helped build a well and a school in Malawai. For this I am an honorary chief
I've had lunch with the last Prime Minister
Spoke on the phone and got complemented by Putin.
Made bacon sarnies inside the waiting room of Snow Hill police station waiting to answer bail. They didn't seem to mind the picnic rugs either lol.
Had lunch with Andie McDowell and Cheryl Cole in the last couple of weeks
Been bitten by a water snake
Been dead for 87 seconds.
Partied with some of the Suicide Girls/Lithium Picnic models
Interviewed Marilyn Manson
Been stabbed
Stabbed someone else
Been shot at (thankfully they missed)
Shagged two sisters
Been inside Concorde
Driven at 207mph
Stayed at the Burj Al Arab's Royal Suite
Been told by the Police to turn it up at CM
Met The Queen and Charles
Cycled 176 miles non stop pissed
Beat Frenchie up a hill