When I do my Big Shop at the megacorps Extra, I always have a trawl through the DVD shelves to look for a truly stupid title to giggle at (not buy)
I have snorted at "Ozombie" about Osama Bin L as a Walker.
I have snirked at "Piranaconda", about a deadly crossbred fishsnake.
I have guffawed over "Sharknado", about a tornado. Full of sharks.
Today I found this year's winner, which bigs itself up by announcing that it features the, er, star from Sharknado.
The film is called "Zombeaver"
I leave it as an exercise for the reader to work out the premise. No, not THAT sort of beaver. Castor, not cunny.