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FatBloke

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I've just emptied my butt...
« on: 27 June, 2009, 05:37:36 pm »
...all over the garden!   ;)

But the clouds and the rumbles have gone away.
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Aidan

Re: I've just emptied my butt...
« Reply #1 on: 27 June, 2009, 05:45:30 pm »
Thought you were back on the Picolax for a minute ;D
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Bledlow

Re: I've just emptied my butt...
« Reply #2 on: 13 July, 2009, 09:43:23 pm »
Sounds as if he still is.
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Fixedwheelnut

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Re: I've just emptied my butt...
« Reply #3 on: 13 July, 2009, 10:06:26 pm »
Expecting a crop of tomatoe plants soon are we  ;D
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FatBloke

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Re: I've just emptied my butt...
« Reply #4 on: 14 July, 2009, 05:42:38 pm »
Quote from: Fixedwheelnut on 13 July, 2009, 10:06:26 pm
Expecting a crop of tomatoe plants soon are we  ;D
You ARE Dan Quayle and ICM£5!!   ;D ;D ;D :P
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Wowbagger

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Re: I've just emptied my butt...
« Reply #5 on: 21 July, 2009, 06:38:21 pm »
Quote from: FatBloke on 14 July, 2009, 05:42:38 pm
Quote from: Fixedwheelnut on 13 July, 2009, 10:06:26 pm
Expecting a crop of tomatoe plants soon are we  ;D
You ARE Dan Quayle and ICM£5!!   ;D ;D ;D :P

What's a dank whale got to do with this? Would that be like a narwhal?
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rogerzilla

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Re: I've just emptied my butt...
« Reply #6 on: 21 July, 2009, 06:42:02 pm »
I washed out my butt with a hose the other week.  You should have seen the gunge that came out.

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Jon P

Re: I've just emptied my butt...
« Reply #7 on: 22 July, 2009, 07:12:43 pm »
<Mr Gimlet>A mate of mine is coming round later with one of those connector kits to chain these types of apparatus together.  I can't wait for my pal to penetrate my butt, screw his hose right into it, and wait for it all to gush in</Mr Gimlet> Fnarr, fnarr.
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Jaded

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Re: I've just emptied my butt...
« Reply #8 on: 22 July, 2009, 08:18:46 pm »
Make sure the neighbours aren't watching, you don't want to be seen making enemas, do you now.
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