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The Chronicles of Dave - Not Safe for Vegetarians
« on: 29 June, 2016, 01:58:11 pm »
It could have been in "Caption It", it could have been in POBI, but who can argue with Food & Drink.

Allow me to introduce Dave, currently having a little rest after his long journey. He seems happy enough.



probably not many updates between now and Saturday.

Pancho

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Re: The Chronicles of Dave - Not Safe for Vegetarians
« Reply #1 on: 29 June, 2016, 02:38:13 pm »
Not safe for Muslims, either - glass of wine and a sucking pig in the middle of Ramadan!

My daughters' old school used to raise their own meat for the kitchen - one daughter did pigs, the other did lambs.

Andrij

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Re: The Chronicles of Dave - Not Safe for Vegetarians
« Reply #2 on: 29 June, 2016, 02:47:24 pm »
Can't see it.  :(

Sorted.
;D  Andrij.  I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT   :thumbsup:

Re: The Chronicles of Dave - Not Safe for Vegetarians
« Reply #3 on: 29 June, 2016, 02:56:16 pm »
Hello Daaave?

You're my wife lunch now, Dave!
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Re: The Chronicles of Dave - Not Safe for Vegetarians
« Reply #4 on: 02 July, 2016, 12:35:53 pm »
Dave has a bath. Dave likes baths, they wash away the cares of the world


Re: The Chronicles of Dave - Not Safe for Vegetarians
« Reply #5 on: 02 July, 2016, 12:36:34 pm »
Dave has a snooze after his bath. Dave likes dreaming


Re: The Chronicles of Dave - Not Safe for Vegetarians
« Reply #6 on: 02 July, 2016, 12:37:16 pm »
That woke him up! Dave likes a stiff one up his backside


Re: The Chronicles of Dave - Not Safe for Vegetarians
« Reply #7 on: 02 July, 2016, 12:38:31 pm »
Dave ventures into the outside world. He may be white at the moment, but pretty soon he's going to me as tanned as an immigrant. Fitting, I think.


Pancho

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Re: The Chronicles of Dave - Not Safe for Vegetarians
« Reply #8 on: 02 July, 2016, 03:18:01 pm »
Academic curiosity only - but how long does it take to cook?

Re: The Chronicles of Dave - Not Safe for Vegetarians
« Reply #9 on: 02 July, 2016, 11:44:46 pm »


Dave's last public appearance.

And, it takes about 5 - 6 hours of indirect heat.

ElyDave

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Re: The Chronicles of Dave - Not Safe for Vegetarians
« Reply #10 on: 11 July, 2016, 04:03:59 pm »
did the ears get eaten?  Saw Michelle Roux doing something with pigs ears on telly the other week - looked almost edible.
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Re: The Chronicles of Dave - Not Safe for Vegetarians
« Reply #11 on: 11 July, 2016, 06:12:08 pm »
This was a piglet, so no, not much there worth talking about. Also means that cheeks get left, there's a balance to be struck between cooking and burning (and buggering if you are a Prime Minister). I got fore to aft quarters perfect, and the midsection not burnt. The only improvement I REALLY needed was to get the crackling better, which would have been perfect, but the meat off the piglet is to die for. Well, at least it was for the piggy.

Re: The Chronicles of Dave - Not Safe for Vegetarians
« Reply #12 on: 14 July, 2016, 06:40:39 pm »
Good connection to your screen name too... :demon: