Author Topic: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists  (Read 378494 times)

Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #425 on: 23 July, 2012, 10:50:05 pm »
I was shouted at this evening, don't know what they said, all a bit pointless really,

I had a landy like that, a week after I sold it I saw it abandoned in a lay-by on the A470,  :facepalm: 

AndyK

Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #426 on: 24 July, 2012, 04:58:00 pm »
Today. I was amused:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/JOvFA7AlvQ8&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/JOvFA7AlvQ8&rel=1</a>

jogler

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Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #427 on: 24 July, 2012, 05:01:57 pm »
too much wind noise to hear the verbals

Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #428 on: 25 July, 2012, 12:52:17 am »
I got shouted at by a sheep today down Cragg Vale.  It was refreshing to be shouted at by something with brains!

Steph

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Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #429 on: 25 July, 2012, 03:24:15 am »
Saturday, I went to T*sco to do a Big Shop on George, and I was naughty and had fish and chips. I was moving quite well for me, between fifteen and eighteen mph on a fully loaded Galaxy.

The second shout was the classic incoherence, melding fat, fucker, pedal, tax...but the first made me smile. A car slowed down as I waited to turn right, and the driver, who had  clearly followed me from the store, grinned and shouted "Fish and chips agrees with you then!"
Mae angen arnaf i byw, a fe fydda'i

AndyK

Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #430 on: 25 July, 2012, 07:26:29 am »
too much wind noise to hear the verbals

Amid their applause: "yes! You're the best" "Go on Wiggins!" couldn't do anything but smile.

Si_Co

Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #431 on: 25 July, 2012, 07:56:44 am »
Abuse off a berk inna merc today for doing 26mph in the right hand lane of two lanes in a 30 zone immediately prior to.............turning right  ::-)

Fast today average 19.1 for the 12 miles, all came easy, perfect conditions, no wind ideal temps.

Si_Co

Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #432 on: 25 July, 2012, 08:00:29 am »
Oops wrong thread  ;D


Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #433 on: 25 July, 2012, 11:28:24 pm »
Just riding back in a group from the wednesday night CTC ride,

Go on Wiggins!, Wiggins!,  Wiggins!,  Wiggins!,

Excellent!  :thumbsup:

clarion

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Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #434 on: 26 July, 2012, 07:47:30 am »
Even Pollards Hill Cyclists, not especially known for their speed, got called Bradley!  We did wonder if they knew any other racing cyclists.
Getting there...

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #435 on: 26 July, 2012, 11:06:46 am »
We got "Go Wiggo!" in a clearly friendly way from a group of teenagers last night coming back through Bristol.
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

Gandalf

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Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #436 on: 26 July, 2012, 02:42:19 pm »
I got the full treatment cutting through the park the other day, though their appellation of choice happened to be Cavendish.

Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #437 on: 30 July, 2012, 09:27:50 pm »
The old saw again:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/w4nMY3-A7YI&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/w4nMY3-A7YI&rel=1</a>
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Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #438 on: 29 August, 2012, 12:02:08 am »
From a couple of weeks back on the FNRTTC, in the wee small hours:

"Oh, go to bed!"

And on last week's Tandem Club rally, that old favourite:

"Can you ride tandem?" in obligatory faux norven accent. To which one of our number responded

"Yes, rather well actually"
There are two ways you can get exercise out of a bicycle: you can
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Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #439 on: 29 August, 2012, 12:10:49 am »
I had a "You c^*£$ want fucking everything, don't you?" today.
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Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #440 on: 29 August, 2012, 12:19:50 am »
I got a bunch of young kids hanging out of a stationary BMW shouting, "Wiggy, Wiggy, Wiggy!"  It nearly made up for a succession of appallingly close passes.

Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #441 on: 29 August, 2012, 12:24:44 am »
In fairness, I was riding up to Rest and Be Thankful last Friday when a Subaru Impreza waiting at the temporary traffic lights to come down wound their window down, leaned out and shouted "Allez, allez, allez!" at me. I was braced for abuse and was so surprised I hardly had time to say cheers!
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Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #442 on: 29 August, 2012, 12:31:13 am »
Is that one of Wade's roads?

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Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #443 on: 29 August, 2012, 12:46:51 am »
Rest and Be Thankful is in scenic Scotland.

Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #444 on: 29 August, 2012, 01:07:30 am »
Yes, but I notice it's on "Old Military Road" and was wondering if that's one of the roads Wade built to smash the Scots after Culloden but I may be mixing stuff up.

Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #445 on: 29 August, 2012, 01:15:50 am »
R&BT is the pass between Arrochar at the top of Loch Long and Loch Fyne. The original track is ancient but the military road (which runs parallel to the current road) was one of Wade's, apparently to allow the Duke of Argyll's troops out to wherever they were needed rather than to allow access for troops to the Mull of Kintyre.
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Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #446 on: 29 August, 2012, 04:56:05 pm »
Thanks, Padbeat.

Basil

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Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #447 on: 29 August, 2012, 06:14:23 pm »
Some random ped on the way to work this morning.
"It's raining"

 ???
I was way past before I thought of the brilliant response
"Yeah, I know"
 :-\
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

Dibdib

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Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #448 on: 29 August, 2012, 06:19:25 pm »
Sorry if this has already been done elsewhere but:

Guy threatens to kill cyclist; cyclist gives camera footage to police who have secured a conviction.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zWt1SYTlZU&feature=related


Marco Stefano

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Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #449 on: 29 August, 2012, 07:45:41 pm »
In Ilfracombe a couple of weeks ago, on a tourer, but wearing a forum KOTM jersey.

Old guy walking the other way: "King of the Mountains!"
Me: "I wish!"

Two days later, dragging up the long hill from Woolacombe beach (no KOTM jersey this time, it doesn't help on the hills).

Boy, with dad: "Bradley Wiggins!"
Me, sotto voce: "I climb like more like Cavendish, me..."