Author Topic: The London Underground bad pun thread  (Read 11149 times)

Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #25 on: 19 November, 2012, 10:40:45 pm »
I'm sure Prince Phillip plied her with too many G&Ts - I saw the Queensway

Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #26 on: 19 November, 2012, 10:43:11 pm »
The edge of her dress starter to fray and they had to Pinner up.

Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #27 on: 19 November, 2012, 10:44:29 pm »
I saw an old mate the other night, I got too drunk to remember anything but everyone is saying Sydenham had a good time

Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #28 on: 19 November, 2012, 10:45:46 pm »
And there was that week I spent in amsterdam with Syd, he did me a favour and warned me off this prostitute I fancied, said to me, "You'll get the Clapham"

Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #29 on: 19 November, 2012, 10:47:04 pm »
He also told me to have a holiday in scotland, particularly the islands, he said "You'd love the isle of Lewisham"

Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #30 on: 19 November, 2012, 10:49:07 pm »
He couldn't believe it when I wanted to learn how to make horseshoes.   "I don't believe it, Hammersmith?" he said

someone pleeeeese stop me

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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #31 on: 19 November, 2012, 10:50:41 pm »
Since his scientology revelations, I've always thought of Tom Cruise as a bit of an arse Holborn on the the 4th of July was quite good though.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #32 on: 19 November, 2012, 10:59:43 pm »
Arch's baby elephant must weigh Alperton. Since it ran into me I've had North Ealing in my legs. My Neasden work as well as they Euston Road rides.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #33 on: 19 November, 2012, 11:10:47 pm »
Alan Clark wrote in his diaries that he found Margaret Thatcher attractive, but there is no record of him giving an opinion on Gillian Shepherd's Bush. Another cabinet minister used to give the PM chocolate-coated peanuts - Kenneth Baker Street.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #34 on: 19 November, 2012, 11:18:14 pm »
Audax riders have to be bright eyed and Bushey tailed.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #35 on: 20 November, 2012, 01:45:17 am »
I went to the Red Light district in Soho and had a looksee if I coud Pick a Dilly!
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #36 on: 20 November, 2012, 11:56:33 am »
iPhone 4 users were happy enough, but the iPhone5 seems to Turnham Green with envy.

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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #37 on: 20 November, 2012, 12:20:12 pm »
Just went to see my dad's sister. Osterley poor o' sis.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #38 on: 20 November, 2012, 12:23:33 pm »
someone pleeeeese stop me

Do you recall that time you were lost and no one could agree on directions?  Some people were saying "Go East, Ham" and others insisted "Go West, Ham".
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #39 on: 20 November, 2012, 12:31:26 pm »
Despite the tourniquet, Dutchman Wimbledon.

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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #40 on: 20 November, 2012, 12:57:43 pm »
New lesbian version of famous production: Seven Brides for Seven Sisters
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #41 on: 20 November, 2012, 01:28:07 pm »
The trouble with winter cycling is all those extra clothes.  The Paddington really slows you down uphill.
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #42 on: 20 November, 2012, 04:39:31 pm »
As I was scanning the unread posts I saw "the Velvet Underground bad pun thread"

-great idea for a thread- I thought. Then I looked again.

Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #43 on: 20 November, 2012, 04:48:10 pm »
Give YACFers an inch and they'll take a Mile End

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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #44 on: 20 November, 2012, 07:46:22 pm »
Boris wants to build a polluting airport, but Kensal Green.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #45 on: 20 November, 2012, 08:16:01 pm »
I can't get a word in Edgware!

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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #46 on: 20 November, 2012, 08:19:02 pm »
I claim to be a famous racing cyclist, but Amersham.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #47 on: 20 November, 2012, 08:21:17 pm »
My parents never bought new chip pan oil so we ended up with Blackfriars.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #48 on: 20 November, 2012, 08:22:03 pm »
Pussy Galore was Bond Street at the end of Goldfinger.
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Re: The London Underground bad pun thread
« Reply #49 on: 20 November, 2012, 08:22:22 pm »
Bad puns can be as Dollis Hill.