Twice the legal limit of alcohol in his blood, and "... could not read a number plate from 4m (about 13ft) away and could only partially read one from 2m (6.5ft)", and that was wearing his glasses. Unbelievable.
Various claims about thinking he'd hit a sheep, and was blinded by sunlight, but then he hid the vehicle? It sounds like he's lying through his teeth at every opportunity, and hopefully the courts will see this and throw the book at him.