Author Topic: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2011 (Read 11503 times)

Jaded · « **Reply #75 on:** 14 November, 2011, 10:37:21 pm »

The great thing about this series is that they have found a Serious Person™ with a pretty face and big tits so they can't be accused of abusing a thickie model in the shower,

I'm now hooked, since I have a bet on which part of Stephanie Powers is going to fall off first.

Oscar's dad · « **Reply #76 on:** 15 November, 2011, 06:14:10 am »

The Sun on-line's headline this morning:

"Freddie Starr ate my camel!" Pure class!

bobb · « **Reply #77 on:** 15 November, 2011, 05:32:49 pm »

Quote from: Jaded on 14 November, 2011, 10:37:21 pm

The great thing about this series is that they have found a Serious Person™ with a pretty face and big tits so they can't be accused of abusing a thickie model in the shower

She is the only one I had never heard of. She has yet to say anything to make me think she is anything other than a fake titted thicko.

It's not on tonight

Oscar's dad · « **Reply #78 on:** 15 November, 2011, 05:38:14 pm »

Quote from: bobb on 15 November, 2011, 05:32:49 pm

It's not on tonight

What am I going to do with myself tonight?

Biggsy · « **Reply #79 on:** 15 November, 2011, 06:32:40 pm »

Jessica-Jane Clement is a presenter and "hustler" on BBC3's The Real Hustle. This involves lots of improvisation, that Clement does quite intelligently.

She might have been pretty before the plastic surgery and face injections.

AndyK · « **Reply #80 on:** 15 November, 2011, 06:42:17 pm »

Quote from: Jaded on 14 November, 2011, 10:37:21 pm

The great thing about this series is that they have found a Serious Person™ with a pretty face and big tits so they can't be accused of abusing a thickie model in the shower,

Isn't that the role of the Only Way Is Essex lad?

Rhys W · « **Reply #81 on:** 16 November, 2011, 10:41:25 am »

Freddie Starr's been let out of hospital and is going home - what a shame.

I couldn't stand him in the 80s when he was popular, in comedy terms he was the bloated Pink Floyd dinosaur to the punk rock of Rik Mayall, Ade Edmondson, Alexei Sale et al. But as an overweight, past-it couldn't give a f$%@ sarcastic bugger slurring his way through the jungle, he had potential to be very entertaining.

bobb · « **Reply #82 on:** 16 November, 2011, 10:53:34 am »

Quote from: Some Rag

Freddie was axed from I’m a Celebrity after producers feared he might die – live on TV.

Surely that's the ultimate in reality TV!!

Oh well, his nomming trial was a classic....

Oscar's dad · « **Reply #83 on:** 16 November, 2011, 10:54:18 am »

Don't go Freddie, we love you (now)!

Oscar's dad · « **Reply #84 on:** 16 November, 2011, 10:57:20 am »

Today's Sun carries topless photos of Jessica thingy when she was 18 and in Playboy. Why on earth she felt she needed a boob job I'll never know.

keeks · « **Reply #85 on:** 16 November, 2011, 11:37:09 am »

Quote from: Rhys W on 16 November, 2011, 10:41:25 am

Freddie Starr's been let out of hospital and is going home - what a shame.

Damn it ! I saw a documentary about him some years ago , basically anything bad associated with him was always someone else fault. He was seriously deluded . So when his name popped up for this show , I thought oh yeah gotta have some of this. I even felt a little sorry for him. Now its been taken away

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Sooooo my watching will be in the hope that bloke out of Corry will have the mother of all Hissy fits

Biggsy · « **Reply #86 on:** 16 November, 2011, 11:45:40 am »

I'm getting deja vu. Haven't ALL this year's contenstants been on Jungle before, and didn't all the same things happen before, including Freddie being carted off?

AndyK · « **Reply #87 on:** 16 November, 2011, 12:33:12 pm »

Mark Wright's face looking at Freddie Starr - scarfing through the bush tucker trial like it was jelly babies - was comedy gold!

I'm going to miss Freddie too, he would have been superb.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #88 on:** 16 November, 2011, 02:45:28 pm »

I've heard of seven out of the twelve of them. Either the term "celebrity" has become serious devalued or I don't watch enough shit television.

Oscar's dad · « **Reply #89 on:** 16 November, 2011, 02:51:28 pm »

Quote from: Mr Larrington on 16 November, 2011, 02:45:28 pm

I've heard of seven out of the twelve of them. Either the term "celebrity" has become serious devalued or I don't watch enough shit television.

You're probably right on both counts but at least the last one is easily fixed.

I shall miss tonight's show as I will be riding my bike. I know, I know, how deviant am I?

Rhys W · « **Reply #90 on:** 16 November, 2011, 05:25:25 pm »

It's marvellously self-referential and recursive, when one of the celebrities on a reality tv show is on there because he's famous for... being on a reality tv show.

Guy Debord was right.

LEE · « **Reply #91 on:** 16 November, 2011, 05:38:32 pm »

Quote from: Rhys W on 16 November, 2011, 05:25:25 pm

It's marvellously self-referential and recursive, when one of the celebrities on a reality tv show is on there because he's famous for... being on a reality tv show.

Guy Debord was right.

Surely Chantelle from Celebrity Big Brother would be ideal for this show.

She "famously" won Celebrity Big Brother when she was the only non-celebrity in the house (she had to pretend she was a celebrity as a task and fool the REAL celebrities). She then became a celebrity purely for winning Celebrity Big Brother as a non-celebrity.

I think she may create a black-hole if she appears on "I'm a celebrity...", it's just too recursive for the Universe to stand.

bobb · « **Reply #92 on:** 17 November, 2011, 09:39:01 am »

What's up with Fatima? She's turned into a right arsehole. I'm surprised nobody told her to fuck off...

Rhys W · « **Reply #93 on:** 19 November, 2011, 09:53:39 pm »

Hey, why have Ant & Dec got black stickers on their watch faces?

AndyK · « **Reply #94 on:** 19 November, 2011, 10:22:38 pm »

Pat Sharp appears expert at making young women uncomfortable in his presence. #uberlecher

Rhys W · « **Reply #95 on:** 19 November, 2011, 11:09:29 pm »

Oh, come on - the "tv presenter/model" and "model/DJ" are only there because they like parading around in skimpy bikinis. If they didn't want him to remark on the cuteness of the puppies, they shouldn't put them in the shop window.

AndyK · « **Reply #96 on:** 19 November, 2011, 11:15:10 pm »

Quote from: Rhys W on 19 November, 2011, 11:09:29 pm

Oh, come on - the "tv presenter/model" and "model/DJ" are only there because they like parading around in skimpy bikinis. If they didn't want him to remark on the cuteness of the puppies, they shouldn't put them in the shop window.

'Can I watch you shower?' is funny the first time. After six times it's just an old man leching.

bobb · « **Reply #97 on:** 21 November, 2011, 04:41:21 pm »

Mark's chat up lines are causing much amusment. My favourite:

"Do you like balls?"

Bizarrely, Emily seems up for it. Might have to try that one myself

Eccentrica Gallumbits · « **Reply #98 on:** 21 November, 2011, 05:06:31 pm »

bobb · « **Reply #99 on:** 21 November, 2011, 05:37:59 pm »

Do you like balls?

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