Super-Twat

[Guy]

They aren't 'unemployed'; they are 'temporarily out of work' or 'in between gigs'.

I thought the current buzz-phrase was "economically inactive"

[LEE]

Maybe he'll announce funding for a Soylent Green factory in the budget.

[TheLurker]

They are despicable weasels.

C'mon.  Weasels are quite charming and a useful and necessary part of the food chain.  Politicians have no redeeming features whatsoever.

[Mr Larrington]

Each and every West Ham "supporter" who rings 999 every time their team loses (which appears to be every  time they play at the moment).  It's not big, or clever, or the slightest bit funny.  Just stop it, and also die.

[rogerzilla]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-42070712

A nobber with a sense of entitlement.  No wonder he's unemployed.

[Guy]

And a twat of a different colour

Scientist', 61, prepares to prove the Earth is FLAT by launching himself 1,800ft above the Mojave desert in his homemade rocket built from scraps
'Mad' Mike Hughes plans to launch himself 1,800 feet (550 metres) high
This flight will mark the first step in his flat-Earth space programme
Ultimately his goal is to get ten miles high to prove the Earth is disc-shaped

I won't provide a link. If you want to know more it's in the science section of the Volkischer Beobachter Daily Mail

[mrcharly-YHT]

He could just walk up a hill.

[rower40]

He could just walk up a hill.

Or watch a ship with a tall mast approaching over the horizon.  The ancient Greeks knew the world was banana-shaped spherical.

[Kim]

A plane ticket would get him most of the way there, but then we wouldn't get to watch him crash and burn.

No doubt flat-earthers have complicated explanations for how aeroplanes distort your view, and that ships shrink as they travel rimwards.

[spesh]

For those who don't want to get sucked into the Sidebar of Shame, here's the Associated Press' take on the story:

https://apnews.com/9d8e5e8e9245412ab80f5a1f58d885b7/Self-taught-rocket-scientist-plans-to-launch-over-ghost-town

Plus Ars Technica on previous steam rocket tomfoolery by Mr. Hughes:

https://arstechnica.com/science/2016/03/mad-mike-built-a-rocket-so-he-can-jump-the-grand-canyon-of-texas/

[ian]

I just like self-taught rocket scientist. I fear I chose the wrong option when I selected teach-yourself-brain surgery.

[Kim]

Ah, so he's primarily a shed-fettled rocket suicide nutter, and the flat-earth thing is just a sideline.  Makes sense.

[Canardly]

Could be worse, he could be standing for President.

[Si S]

I quite liked "that's not science, it's just a formula"

[mrcharly-YHT]

"I don't believe in eating" declares man chowing down at all-you-can-eat buffet

[TheLurker]

Could be worse, he could be standing for President.

I dunno, at least the Flat Earther is consistent in his beliefs even if he is barking mad and can, to some extent, be reasoned with whereas Benito Orangini is an out and out lost cause who can't hold a consistent line of thought for much more than a few pico-seconds.  Hells bells, Benito even manages to make Ronnie look like a bloody genius.

[TigaSefi]

Olly Murs

[rogerzilla]

Olly Murs

Presumably not just because he's squiring Melanie Sykes?

[TigaSefi]

Olly Murs

Presumably not just because he's squiring Melanie Sykes?

His live tweeting of the Oxford Circus fiasco was just hilariously boneheaded.

[ian]

Fuck it, you have to call time when you're being legitimately slapped down by Piers Morgan (the Colossal Bellend).

[Mr Larrington]

Rich of the Heil to give him stick over it when they recycled a ten-day old tweet about what turned out to be a window cleaner injuring himself falling off his ladder and turned it into a story about a lorry being driven into pedestrians and blood everywhere.

Woman at tonight's gig: ...and we got locked in the pub by the police!
Her partner: Where's the problem?

[Polar Bear]

It would appear that even the Daily Hate cannot stand Hopkins any more.

[Mr Larrington]

Twatanic MP and gobshite Kate "Hooey" Hoey for her über-twattish pronouncement that the Irish should pay for any Brexit-induced hard border.  Twattiness of the highest standard.

[citoyen]

The people of Nottingham, who voted for Brexit and are now whining because the EU want their ball back.

[Poacher]

Oy, Citoyen, I hope you're not including me in that catch-all Super-Twat label! It might have been "The Willy of the People", but there were plenty of us who voted Remain! (I was rather bemused by the belated City of Culture bid, thobut.)