Author Topic: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.  (Read 154636 times)

Kim

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #425 on: 12 May, 2017, 05:19:43 pm »
Looks like the pad did protect your arse from worse injury.

Less than it looks, as the damage went down the left side of the pad somewhat, and the pad mostly protects non-sticky-outy-bits.  As far as I can work out, after the right elbow impact I must have been pulling myself up onto the sliding bike with my left arm, which is why that side of my arse took the brunt of the abrasion, and my right leg and shoulder are completely uninjured.

There's a low level ache from my right hip that suggests some unnatural contortion at some point.  I also have no memory of unclipping.

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #426 on: 12 May, 2017, 05:37:41 pm »
Ok, it was just the seemingly undamaged pad being visible under the shredded outer material made me think that.
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Kim

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #427 on: 12 May, 2017, 05:39:55 pm »
It's clearly made of sturdier (or perhaps more heat-tolerant) stuff.

Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #428 on: 19 May, 2017, 10:56:06 am »
Cycling friend's MTB related off yesterday. I believe 'stuff' oozing out is fat  :sick:




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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #429 on: 25 May, 2017, 08:06:22 pm »
What did the damage?  A bike component, or a bit of landscape?

In lesser news, it's a good idea to wear sleeveless cycling jerseys if you plan on wearing sleeveless dresses.  Avoids clashing tan lines, y'see.

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It seems it's also a good idea to keep up with the yoga.  Not bendy enough to get full coverage.  FFS.  That'll hurt tomorrow.
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zigzag

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #430 on: 01 September, 2017, 05:01:37 pm »
a really stupid* tumble today, really glad i had my mitts on



*jumped on a raised curb without accounting for a heavy rucksack on my back; front wheel slid along the curb, i slid on the pavement

Paul

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #431 on: 01 September, 2017, 07:15:14 pm »
In lesser news, it's a good idea to wear sleeveless cycling jerseys if you plan on wearing sleeveless dresses.  Avoids clashing tan lines, y'see.

That'll hurt tomorrow.

Ouch.

(Did it?)
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Paul

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #432 on: 01 September, 2017, 07:16:55 pm »
a really stupid* tumble today, really glad i had my mitts on

*jumped on a raised curb without accounting for a heavy rucksack on my back; front wheel slid along the curb, i slid on the pavement

Double ouch. But it's drying up well. There'll be some good picking there.
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Ruthie

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #433 on: 01 September, 2017, 10:19:55 pm »
In lesser news, it's a good idea to wear sleeveless cycling jerseys if you plan on wearing sleeveless dresses.  Avoids clashing tan lines, y'see.

That'll hurt tomorrow.

Ouch.

(Did it?)

Certainly did - for a few days  ;D

Nice work, zigzag.  Why wasn't your elbow wearing a helmet thobut?
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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #434 on: 01 September, 2017, 10:38:17 pm »
a really stupid* tumble today, really glad i had my mitts on

*jumped on a raised curb without accounting for a heavy rucksack on my back; front wheel slid along the curb, i slid on the pavement

Ouch! My sister did something similar a few years ago, but also managed to crack her head on something as well.
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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #435 on: 19 September, 2017, 01:09:57 pm »
Happy Birthday Lauren Dolan:



Stitched up:



https://twitter.com/LaurenDolan_99/status/910092493659803649


Kim

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #436 on: 09 October, 2017, 09:04:05 pm »
Looks like I got a prize to go with the COR award for best route:



That's probably the most impressive cycling injury I've achieved without actually falling off a bike.

Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #437 on: 09 October, 2017, 09:31:22 pm »
Blimey  :jurek:   That's impressive  :thumbsup:
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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #438 on: 09 October, 2017, 09:39:05 pm »
Another good effort, Kim  :thumbsup:

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #439 on: 11 October, 2017, 07:06:41 am »
Just checking, but the whole leg is still attached, right?
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Kim

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #440 on: 11 October, 2017, 02:26:51 pm »
Just checking, but the whole leg is still attached, right?

Yep.  It still works, too.  Though I'm staying on-road for the time being.

mcshroom

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« Reply #441 on: 26 October, 2017, 12:49:07 pm »
Yesterday's leaf related effort on my hip: -

No weird colours which is a surprise
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hellymedic

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #442 on: 26 October, 2017, 12:52:10 pm »
'This photo is no longer available'

mcshroom

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #443 on: 26 October, 2017, 12:52:33 pm »
Try again
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hellymedic

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #444 on: 26 October, 2017, 12:53:59 pm »
Got it now. Ouchy!
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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #445 on: 05 December, 2017, 01:33:40 am »
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10213392954711983&set=gm.880636968771883&type=3

not me, fortunately.

Rest of post said they medical staff had to put the cyclist under anesthesia to ease his woes

Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #446 on: 07 March, 2018, 09:18:51 am »
Just ripped off a large amount of toenail after catching it on a brake lever.
I know, I know...

Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #447 on: 07 March, 2018, 12:41:30 pm »
You are not supposed to steer with your feet on the handlebars  ;)

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #448 on: 02 April, 2018, 10:47:53 pm »
Just ripped off a large amount of toenail after catching it on a brake lever.
I know, I know...

Probably best you haven't posted a picture.

How the hell did you manage that?(!)
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Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

hellymedic

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #449 on: 02 April, 2018, 10:52:08 pm »
Suspect it were not firmly attached due to fungal or other badness...