Bah! I have just opened my credit card bill containing my holibobs expenditure, which is teh suxx0r and also massive ARSE. Also my Babbage-Engine has so much jam in it that it took me fifteen minutes to get into Thieving Gitcorp's web-shite
1 to pay it. And some doppo is wandering around the office taking a collection for the "leaving
2" present for someone I have never even spoken to, which is also massive ARSE as pointing out to the doppo that not contributing to the "leaving" present of someone you've never even spoken to makes you look like one or more of the following:
- a liar
- a skinflint
- a terrible git
Hurrah! No, actually there isn't one.
1 - Free money for me now, please, because I am excellent.
2 - Job went to India, more like, but as they're trousering a five-figure redundancy payment, they're getting this from me: 0.5333 of fsck-all.