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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #125 on: 12 November, 2008, 12:11:34 pm »
Could I make a bid for David Dickenson if not one has had him yet?  You know, bright orange antiques bloke.

whilst on Davids I'll have David Bellamy too.

And not a David, but definitely a twat that stands out among his fellow twats: the short arse licking Irish bloke of the X Factor. You know, the one that was being wound up by another pair of twats about the possibility of appearing in a new American version of the X Factor and agreed to fixing the results if they'd let him on.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #126 on: 12 November, 2008, 12:15:20 pm »
Talking of orange people - that twat who plays Rugby for Wales. Can't remember his name - knobing that chav who used to sing a bit. Probably spends 500 quid a month on getting his pubes trimmed. Suuuuuuper-twat...
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #127 on: 12 November, 2008, 12:35:04 pm »
Gordon effing Ramsay
John McCrirrick (or wotevah his name is, the man's so excreble ICBA looking)
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #128 on: 12 November, 2008, 04:23:54 pm »
Those two dicks on Masterchef. Utter twats.

THAT WAS A GREAT PUDDING WASN'T IT?

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

BECAUSE IT ADDS TO THE TENSION, JUST LIKE SAYING "AND THE WINNER IS..." THEN PAUSING FOR TEN SECONDS

FAAAAAAAAAAHKIN NARWHAL DUDE!

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #129 on: 12 November, 2008, 08:37:09 pm »
The Channel 4 news has finished and lo and behold, there's a brand new Super-Twat on the tele - George Clarke.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #130 on: 12 November, 2008, 09:09:25 pm »
Talking of orange people - that twat who plays Rugby for Wales. Can't remember his name - knobing that chav who used to sing a bit. Probably spends 500 quid a month on getting his pubes trimmed. Suuuuuuper-but very neat-twat...


 FTFY  ;D
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #131 on: 15 November, 2008, 10:52:28 am »
Have we had Jamie "Mockney" Oliver yet?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #132 on: 15 November, 2008, 01:16:07 pm »
Simon Cowell
Ainsley Harriott
Geri Halliwell

I'll be back with a few more in a minute.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #133 on: 15 November, 2008, 01:31:43 pm »
HAs anyone mentioned Ant and Dec?

And if not, why not? ;D

And Jordan, and Peter f*cking Andre

and Nick f*cking Berry*

And Rowan Atkinson as Mr sodding Bean

( this post seems to be heading for the rant thread ;D)




*Copyrite Paul Calf

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #134 on: 15 November, 2008, 02:13:53 pm »

And Rowan Atkinson as Mr sodding Bean


Can't possibly agree with that. I don't like him, but the videos keep the kids out of mischief for hours.

Jezza

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #135 on: 15 November, 2008, 06:18:57 pm »
Simon Cowell
Ainsley Harriott
Geri Halliwell

I'll be back with a few more in a minute.


Misread this thread as 'What are you listening to'?

So that's a relief. 

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #136 on: 15 November, 2008, 06:30:02 pm »
cant believe you missed out Nicky Campbell. 

My father describes such people as having "punchable faces".

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Been reading tvgohome? :P

Oh, and:

Catherine Tate: Super-twat.
Fern Cotton: Super-twat extraordinaire.
Kilroy Silk: Vomit-inducing-super-twat extraordinaire.
Everyone who has ever appeared in 'Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps': twats.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #137 on: 16 November, 2008, 01:10:59 pm »
THe mention of Melvyn Fecking-Bragg reminds me of the occasion that I spent some time watching him in Real Life. We were standing in the interminable queue for HIGNFY and who should come out of the London Television Centre but  MF-B. He ponced from one side of the road to another, then sauntered along the queue and did the same thing somewhere else. I reckon he must have wasted about 20 minutes of his valuable life just poncing about saying "Look at ME!" He reminded me of a bower bird - I think that's the once which builds some sort of structure and then ponces about trying to impress its potential mate. I could almost imagine David Attenborough doing the commentary.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #138 on: 16 November, 2008, 01:55:48 pm »
In fact anyone in the entertainment industry who thinks that SHOUTING will cover for personal lack of talent or an inane, boring, badly produced show.

STOP SHOUTING AT ME YOU TALENTLESS MORONS.

Graham Norton.  Feck off, you're a Super-Twat.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #139 on: 16 November, 2008, 04:59:06 pm »
It was OK when he played the occasional role of Father Noel.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #140 on: 16 November, 2008, 05:47:50 pm »
Zsa Zsa Gabor.
Heidi Fleiss.
But you lot are probably thinking metaphorically.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #141 on: 16 November, 2008, 05:49:43 pm »
In fact anyone in the entertainment industry who thinks that SHOUTING will cover for personal lack of talent or an inane, boring, badly produced show.

STOP SHOUTING AT ME YOU TALENTLESS MORONS.


 ;D

That's what I seem to be shouting at the TV increasingly these days.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #142 on: 16 November, 2008, 07:10:04 pm »
Stupid, stupid, stupid 'kin software.

Theatre - you've gone to the trouble of writing a little java applet to allow me to select some seats, please though take the designers and coders of it outside and get medieval on their asses for ten minutes. They when they come round point out to them that as well as selecting seats it ought to be possible to deselect seats (if you want to select some others). Stupid. I've now got two seats that I can't deselect, if I clear the cookie I can't get either seat again 'cause their software thinks it's reserved for someone. Pucking Fillocks.

While I'm upset about software....
Activision. I was looking forward to spending some time this weekend killing people, lots of them, with lots of weapons an ammo and stuff. Wall to wall gore.

The day of the uk release (48 hours after the US, but I can live with that) there's already a patch - over 300Mb to download.

It's a pity though that it doesn't work, with or without the patch. At all. In the slightest. It just hangs.

I know that you've used the same game engine as the last game, and that worked happily on my machine. I've got an up to date graphics card that eats so much juice that my electricity supplier loves me. I've gone to the trouble to download the latest drivers for everything. Still it doesn't 'kin work.

Now how am I going to get rid of my bloodlust?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #143 on: 26 November, 2008, 08:46:37 pm »
Bzzt.  The Moral Maze is hosted by Michael Buerk.

The Moral Maze often features rabid frothing Melanie Philips, whom I'd like to nominate.

It is, I get confused with who's who in the BBC's 'intellectual' bracket.

Melanie Philips can rot in Hell her own effluence.

Melanie Philips - Super-Twat
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #144 on: 26 November, 2008, 09:05:14 pm »
Gok Wank


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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #145 on: 26 November, 2008, 09:12:49 pm »
Not been through all the thread  so apologies for any duplicates

Wayne Rooney

David Beckham

Trinny and Suzanah.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #146 on: 26 November, 2008, 09:24:24 pm »
Not been through all the thread  so apologies for any duplicates

Wayne Rooney

David Beckham

Trinny and Suzanah.


The hamiltons

Mohd Fayed

Putin

Bush

and that corrupt twat who resigned as his secretary of state ???
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #147 on: 26 November, 2008, 09:55:30 pm »
Alan Sugar, who spent 1.8million to buy 4% of woolworths about a month ago.  Bwa ha ha ha ha......

Oi, shortarse beardy twat - Your Fired!!

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #148 on: 26 November, 2008, 10:01:32 pm »
Digby Jones.

Twat by name, twat by nature.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #149 on: 26 November, 2008, 10:14:25 pm »
Patrick Holford, the awful breakfast TV supplement quack, and an easier target, Gillian McPoo.