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rogerzilla

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2150 on: 22 November, 2016, 01:11:27 pm »
Farage again, for apparently believing that a slimeball who insulted the European Council, and is about as popular as a fart in a spacesuit, would make a good ambassador.

Still, it did give us the BBC title "Trump on Farage" which I, for one, would be happy to follow through.
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Torslanda

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2151 on: 22 November, 2016, 01:34:13 pm »
I'm told there are websites for that sort of thing . . .
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Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Legs

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2152 on: 22 November, 2016, 01:45:08 pm »
Quote from: Torslanda on 22 November, 2016, 01:34:13 pm
I'm told there are websites for that sort of thing . . .
Rule 34, innit?
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rogerzilla

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2153 on: 22 November, 2016, 02:25:08 pm »
Is Farage beating Bear Grylls yet?
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Polar Bear

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2154 on: 22 November, 2016, 02:41:30 pm »
Moe likely that Grylls would be beating Farage ...  :sick:   

Perhaps Grylls and farage should hook up with Trump for a threesome?   :hand:
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Kim

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2155 on: 22 November, 2016, 02:44:35 pm »
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Polar Bear

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2156 on: 22 November, 2016, 02:55:27 pm »
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spesh

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2157 on: 22 November, 2016, 03:14:27 pm »
Steam locomotives, scat, bizarre political slash-fic suggestions...

Were Freud alive today, he'd be having a field day with some of YACF's members.  :demon:
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mcshroom

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2158 on: 27 November, 2016, 07:55:30 pm »
The vindictive coward targetting magnetom and his neighbours, over a cycle lane >:(
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/cycle-lane-campaigner-targeted-road-9338552

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hatler

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2159 on: 28 November, 2016, 09:20:06 am »
NF. (Boringly predictable I realise.)

Beeb story
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On the eve of the leadership announcement, Mr Farage - who has been linked with a possible move into the House of Lords - told the Sunday Express he "can't do anything" because of threats to his security.
"Certainly I would not go out in London of an evening on my own without security - couldn't even think about it," he said.
"I can't even walk down the street without it. I have to go to private places, private venues.
"The thought of doing a Friday night pub crawl around Westminster - I just can't do it any more."

My heart bleeds.  If he hadn't been such a consistent super-twat then he wouldn't have a problem.
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ian

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2160 on: 28 November, 2016, 09:24:59 am »
I don't understand, surely Farage is in his local pub supping a pint with his local mates? That's what he does. I've seen the pictures.
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hatler

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2161 on: 28 November, 2016, 10:13:03 am »
Poor hard-done-by soul. Spends his political life whipping up hatred of 'others' and then whines about people not liking him. Hypocritical turd. If there is such a thing as an empathy rating, then his would surely be -ve several hundred.
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mrcharly-YHT

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2162 on: 28 November, 2016, 10:57:06 am »
Quote from: hatler on 28 November, 2016, 10:13:03 am
Poor hard-done-by soul. Spends his political life whipping up hatred of 'others' and then whines about people not liking him. Hypocritical turd.

This + 1million
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2163 on: 28 November, 2016, 07:03:11 pm »
Shilpa Shetty - not quite a supertwat, but certainly a bit of a numpty.
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TigaSefi

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2164 on: 28 November, 2016, 08:48:43 pm »
Quote from: Eccentrica Gallumbits on 28 November, 2016, 07:03:11 pm
Shilpa Shetty - not quite a supertwat, but certainly a bit of a numpty.

Lol
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mrcharly-YHT

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2165 on: 28 November, 2016, 09:13:31 pm »
Quote from: Eccentrica Gallumbits on 28 November, 2016, 07:03:11 pm
Shilpa Shetty - not quite a supertwat, but certainly a bit of a numpty.
I've just googled her, um, I think you've put her in the wrong thread, the feckin div thread is over there --->
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TigaSefi

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2166 on: 29 November, 2016, 09:08:38 am »
How about Eric Bristow? or that also a feckin' div thread nomination?
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benborp

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2167 on: 29 November, 2016, 09:50:48 am »
No, definitely Super-Twat territory. He has clarified one of his earlier tweets by making a correction:

"Sorry meant peado not poof"
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2168 on: 29 November, 2016, 01:33:55 pm »
Quote from: TigaSefi on 29 November, 2016, 09:08:38 am
How about Eric Bristow? or that also a feckin' div thread nomination?

Unbelievable. He's beyond the pale even for that beacon of respectability Murdoch.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2169 on: 29 November, 2016, 04:58:42 pm »
Quote from: benborp on 29 November, 2016, 09:50:48 am
No, definitely Super-Twat territory. He has clarified one of his earlier tweets by making a correction:

"Sorry meant peado not poof"
Poor old Eric.  He wasn't all that crafty, was he?
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benborp

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2170 on: 30 November, 2016, 11:21:48 am »
With so many repeat offenders couldn't we just automate this whole process?

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Welcome to the YACF Super-Twat nomination service.

Please select the area of expertise in which your nominee operates:

Press 1 for so called politicians and journalists, 2 for vacuous 'celebrities', 3 for faded sports stars or 4 for an unholy amalgam of twatishness across several fields.

If your nominee gobs off from a position of authority that we have not listed please hold the line and one of our strained staff will assist you. Unfortunately in these times of unrelenting twatism this assistance is likely to consist only of a brief shouted rant concerning our current twat du jour. We apologise for failing to give you a full opportunity to vent but hope that a moment of vicarious rage will offer a brief respite from what you must now realise is a futile battle against the venal stupidity that will, in one way or another, overwhelm us all.

"JEREMY HUNT IS SAVAGELY STUPID. I'm sorry. Bye."
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hatler

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2171 on: 30 November, 2016, 11:55:37 am »
:-)
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hellymedic

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2172 on: 30 November, 2016, 03:39:31 pm »
#1 Did I imagine one of our regulars wanted to ban sexting by the under 18s?

I think I saw that in my Twitterfeed.
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Kim

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2173 on: 30 November, 2016, 03:40:57 pm »
It's better than that.  He seems to think the cellular carriers are the ones to enforce it...
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mrcharly-YHT

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2174 on: 30 November, 2016, 03:43:08 pm »
Quote from: hellymedic on 30 November, 2016, 03:39:31 pm
#1 Did I imagine one of our regulars wanted to ban sexting by the under 18s?

I think I saw that in my Twitterfeed.
You didn't imagine it.
Now that they have access to *All Teh Recordz of Everything*, they will be able to do it, too.

Imagine a 14-year-old getting put on the sex offenders register for sending "Gazza, you were a right twat yesterday"
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