Author Topic: Super-Twat  (Read 896463 times)

Torslanda

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2200 on: 15 December, 2016, 10:15:40 pm »
Chris Grayling
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Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2201 on: 15 December, 2016, 10:20:38 pm »
And what's more, Chris Grayling.

benborp

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2202 on: 15 December, 2016, 10:31:21 pm »
Are you jokers trying to summon him or something?

Although it is quite delicious to think that some little sliver of his soul could be trapped forever within the erudite and smutty confines of a cycling forum.
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Torslanda

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2203 on: 16 December, 2016, 12:14:56 am »
'Campagnolo, Campagnolo, Campagnolo'!

No? OK, try:

'Benelux, Benelux, Benelux'.

last go:

'Fondriest, Fondriest, Fondriest'.

Bollox! I'm off to bed . . .

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2204 on: 16 December, 2016, 09:38:53 am »
Are you jokers trying to summon him or something?

Although it is quite delicious to think that some little sliver of his soul could be trapped forever within the erudite and smutty confines of a cycling forum.
Nah, he'll just appear behind you and slit you from groin to gullet with his hook for a hand.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2205 on: 16 December, 2016, 09:43:49 am »
Are you jokers trying to summon him or something?

Although it is quite delicious to think that some little sliver of his soul could be trapped forever within the erudite and smutty confines of a cycling forum.

Let's just make sure. Chris Grayling.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2206 on: 16 December, 2016, 09:45:05 am »
Trevor merralls

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2207 on: 16 December, 2016, 09:52:36 am »
Chris Grayling.

He thinks that rail strikes are palpable nonsense so perhaps he considers door strikes in a similar manner?


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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2208 on: 16 December, 2016, 10:04:02 am »
Chris Grayling.

He thinks that rail strikes are palpable nonsense so perhaps he considers door strikes in a similar manner?

I'm looking forward to hearing ASLEF point out the safety implications of not having guard operated doors on ministerial transport.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2209 on: 16 December, 2016, 02:46:53 pm »
'motoring journalist' Steve Berry, for his comments here:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38340125

Ignorant of Highway code 239



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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2211 on: 16 December, 2016, 04:26:53 pm »
Hmmm, much as I thing Grayling is a super twat and Berry too, I don't think that you can really overly rely on 239.   The rule is aimed at operators of cars and it expressly says that it is safer for 'your' passengers to get out on the pavement side.

The errors in that incident in my view were:  1:  The car should have been pulled up to the kerb for Grayling to safely exit, and, the cyclist should have been more careful going for the gap.   That said, you would think that Grayling's staff would be on the lookout and would have seen the cyclist approaching.   Poor show from both the driver who should have been checking his mirrors imo, and his security team.

I hope that the experience will help Grayling understand the inadequacy of cycling provision and the risks faced by cyclists from thoughtless motor vehicle drivers and their passengers.    Somehow I doubt it though.   

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2212 on: 16 December, 2016, 04:54:20 pm »
I don't know what would be worse- being knocked from my bike by Greything or being comforted by him afterwards (where's a 'shivers down the spine' emoji when you want one?)

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2213 on: 16 December, 2016, 05:58:56 pm »
'Poor show' from the driver for not exchanging details after a collision.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2214 on: 19 December, 2016, 09:03:41 am »
Fecclestone.   Apparently a Trump / Putin alliance would be good for the world and Putin succeeds at everything he does, which is apparently a good thing.   

Please no.    :hand:

 

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2215 on: 19 December, 2016, 03:13:24 pm »
Find one, get one free - two super twats in one!!!!

Hopkins and Trump - a match made in hell!!!! 

Of course, this is only MY opinion...     :demon:

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2216 on: 19 December, 2016, 03:47:04 pm »
Given the Kevin Bacon game you could probably link HM to al Qaeda.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2217 on: 19 December, 2016, 08:47:17 pm »
Shapps and his multiple personalities again.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2219 on: 20 December, 2016, 04:11:26 pm »
Have we had Nigel Farage before?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nigel-farage-berlin-attacks-angela-merkel-legacy-germany-christmas-market-lorry-a7486181.html
He's now doubled-down on this and accused the widower of Joe Cox of backing extremism.

I'd like to back a campaign to ban the toady-faced prick from Yorkshire for that.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2220 on: 20 December, 2016, 06:56:37 pm »
What is even worse that Farage the Terrible is the hate filled bile that the alt right spew out in the comments columns that accompany these news articles.   The most stupid thing we do is give these people oxygen.     

Jon

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2221 on: 20 December, 2016, 07:10:20 pm »
Did anyone mention Nigel Farage on this thread already?

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ian

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2222 on: 20 December, 2016, 07:15:15 pm »
He truly is the most loathsome, odious creature.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2223 on: 20 December, 2016, 07:19:07 pm »
It looks like HopeNotHate are going to sue him for defamation.   I'll probably bung a few quid  in.   https://donate.hopenothate.org.uk/page/contribute/farage-to-court

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2224 on: 20 December, 2016, 07:39:58 pm »
Ooh goody.  Tenner done.
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