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Mr Larrington · « **Reply #2500 on:** 18 May, 2017, 08:43:06 pm »

Quote from: SteveC on 18 May, 2017, 06:40:52 pm

Traditionally it was burial in an unmarked grave within the prison bounds with added quicklime.

But the coroner has stated that he won't release the body until there is a funeral director and crematorium sorted.

So he'll spend eternity in a fridge? Works for me.

TheLurker · « **Reply #2501 on:** 18 May, 2017, 09:04:01 pm »

Quote from: Mr Larrington on 18 May, 2017, 08:43:06 pm

Quote from: SteveC on 18 May, 2017, 06:40:52 pm
Traditionally it was burial in an unmarked grave within the prison bounds with added quicklime.

But the coroner has stated that he won't release the body until there is a funeral director and crematorium sorted.

So he'll spend eternity in a fridge? Works for me.

Waste of good electricity. If he wanted to be cremated stick his corpse in a waste to power incinerator at least that way society gets _something_ positive from him.

Eccentrica Gallumbits · « **Reply #2502 on:** 18 May, 2017, 09:22:52 pm »

Tonight's ITV leaders' debate should earn Paul Nuttall a permanent place in this thread.

clarion · « **Reply #2503 on:** 23 May, 2017, 10:14:03 pm »

Piers Morgan

Redlight · « **Reply #2504 on:** 23 May, 2017, 10:15:38 pm »

You can't nominate him; he has a permanent seat on the Super Twat Council

Polar Bear · « **Reply #2505 on:** 23 May, 2017, 10:43:33 pm »

Quote from: clarion on 23 May, 2017, 10:14:03 pm

Piers Morgan

Erm, you mean That Colossal Bellend Piers Morgan' don't you?

hatler · « **Reply #2506 on:** 24 May, 2017, 07:26:55 am »

Oh god. What now ? Dare I look ?

TheLurker · « **Reply #2507 on:** 24 May, 2017, 07:32:35 pm »

The grand-standing, blowhard moron in the U.S. Intelligence (intelligence?) services who leaked the name of the Manchester bomber to the U.S. press while H.M. Constabulary and others were doing their damndest to work out whether or not he was a standalone nutter or part of a network without alerting any possible accomplices that they had any sort of lead. I hope he's given the boot PDQ.

rogerzilla · « **Reply #2508 on:** 24 May, 2017, 10:22:07 pm »

I assume that horse-faced rabble-rouser and right-wing spunktrumpet Katie Hopkins also has a permanent seat on the ST council, so I won't nominate her for inciting a Holocaust of Muslims.

Torslanda · « **Reply #2509 on:** 24 May, 2017, 11:06:20 pm »

Yes, Roger . . .

andrewc · « **Reply #2510 on:** 26 May, 2017, 10:10:41 am »

LBC and Katie Hopkins have agreed that Katie will leave LBC effective immediately.

hatler · « **Reply #2511 on:** 26 May, 2017, 10:28:03 am »

Blimey ! A little scintilla of good news amidst all the gloom. Good riddance.

citoyen · « **Reply #2512 on:** 26 May, 2017, 11:59:35 am »

Quote from: rogerzilla on 24 May, 2017, 10:22:07 pm

I assume that horse-faced rabble-rouser and right-wing spunktrumpet Katie Hopkins also has a permanent seat on the ST council, so I won't nominate her for inciting a Holocaust of Muslims.

Just seen the news... Blimey! That's gobsmackingly stupid even by her standards.

citoyen · « **Reply #2513 on:** 31 May, 2017, 09:56:30 am »

Jeremy Hunt

Apparently, the NHS will be better off after Brexit. I don't know where to begin...

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #2514 on:** 31 May, 2017, 10:14:10 am »

But it was written on the side of a bus, in ~~black~~ red and white! And Bloody Stupid Johnson reiterated it at the weekend and told us it's right there in the manifesto¹. And Mrs Mayhem has said there'll be eight billion extra sovs arising out of Strength Through ~~Joy~~ Stability. And

(Explodes)

1: It isn't.

hatler · « **Reply #2515 on:** 31 May, 2017, 10:31:27 am »

BoJo has rather disappeared of late. Have the Tories finally realised he is a liability ?

ian · « **Reply #2516 on:** 31 May, 2017, 11:00:16 am »

Quote from: citoyen on 31 May, 2017, 09:56:30 am

Jeremy Hunt

Apparently, the NHS will be better off after Brexit. I don't know where to begin...

Well, they're probably thinking of all the money we'll save by not paying all them forrin' staff. I mean, they come over here and staff our NHS and make it one of the best health services on the planet, so it's about time something was done about the problem.

citoyen · « **Reply #2517 on:** 31 May, 2017, 11:03:28 am »

Quote from: ian on 31 May, 2017, 11:00:16 am

Quote from: citoyen on 31 May, 2017, 09:56:30 am
Jeremy Hunt

Apparently, the NHS will be better off after Brexit. I don't know where to begin...

Well, they're probably thinking of all the money we'll save by not paying all them forrin' staff. I mean, they come over here and staff our NHS and make it one of the best health services on the planet, so it's about time something was done about the problem.

What he said on the Toady programme this morning was that Brexit will be good for the economy and therefore we'll have more money to spend on doctors and nurses.

And he actually sounded like he believed it, which probably makes it worse.

ian · « **Reply #2518 on:** 31 May, 2017, 11:14:48 am »

These being the same people whose entire detailed plan for a successful Brexit is to 'negotiate a good deal for Britain.'

Redlight · « **Reply #2519 on:** 31 May, 2017, 11:23:58 am »

Quote from: hatler on 31 May, 2017, 10:31:27 am

BoJo has rather disappeared of late. Have the Tories finally realised he is a liability ?

He's lowering his profile so that when it all goes horribly wrong for the MayBot* he can put himself forward to the blue rinsed masses as their saviour.

_{*i.e. not the anticipated landslide}

mrcharly-YHT · « **Reply #2520 on:** 31 May, 2017, 11:51:58 am »

Quote from: Redlight on 31 May, 2017, 11:23:58 am

Quote from: hatler on 31 May, 2017, 10:31:27 am
BoJo has rather disappeared of late. Have the Tories finally realised he is a liability ?

He's lowering his profile so that when it all goes horribly wrong for the MayBot* he can put himself forward to the blue rinsed masses as their saviour.

_{*i.e. not the anticipated landslide}

I take it that you haven't seen this:
http://news.sky.com/story/boris-johnson-and-labour-election-chief-andrew-gwynne-in-fiery-spat-10897829

Legs · « **Reply #2521 on:** 31 May, 2017, 01:17:00 pm »

Margaret Court

hatler · « **Reply #2522 on:** 31 May, 2017, 01:43:23 pm »

Goes without saying.

The Trumpster - about to pull the US out of the Paris Accord.

Torslanda · « **Reply #2523 on:** 01 June, 2017, 12:02:03 am »

I heard that on the 5pm news on Radio 2.

My BRANE heard it as 'announcement by President CHUMP'.

My next thought was 'dipshit fucking wombat' . . .

citoyen · « **Reply #2524 on:** 01 June, 2017, 09:31:12 am »

Quote from: Torslanda on 01 June, 2017, 12:02:03 am

My BRANE heard it as 'announcement by President CHUMP'.

Interesting. I heard it the same way on the 6music news. Maybe it's a new BBC policy?