Super-Twat

[Mr Larrington]

Must’ve been a week or two since Piers “Morgan” Moron said anything twattish enough to keep his position at the head of the pantheon of S-Ts assured during the silly season but he's called for an end to the “relentless persecution” of Philip Schofield.  “He hasn’t committed a crime and he's not a Govt minister” says the colossal bellend and… hold on a sec!  I've got Haz’n’Megs on line two.

Piers “Morgan” Moron CBE: Il twatto di tutti twatti.

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[TheLurker]

... Piers “Morgan” Moron ...
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Surely further editing was unnecessary as the needle on the Molesworth-Peason Twatometer (pat. pending all rites reserved, the world in space) was already bouncing off the end-stop?

[andrewc]

Odious Odey  https://archive.ph/a7jB5  from the F.T.



"How Crispin Odey evaded sexual assault allegations for decades
Thirteen women accuse the hedge fund titan of harassment, abuse and fostering a toxic workplace"

[andrewc]

https://t.co/75QoMskAzx    "Crispin Odey leaves Odey Asset Management after misconduct allegations"    He's still got all of his money though.   

[rafletcher]

Mad Nad. Again.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-12187013/NADINE-DORRIES-sinister-forces-stopped-girl-reaching-House-Lords.html

[mrcharly-YHT]

One quarter of the UK population

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/jun/13/quarter-in-uk-believe-covid-was-a-hoax-poll-on-conspiracy-theories-finds

[hatler]

That is a *lot* of stupid.

[Mr Larrington]

* Mr Larrington wonders what the equivalent figures in USAnia would be

[spesh]

That is a *lot* of stupid.

I'll leave this one from a few years back (first posted in the Conspiracies thread in P&OBI) about the prevalence of tinfoilism in France for you to ponder...

https://www.france24.com/en/20180108-8-10-french-people-believe-conspiracy-theory-survey

[Deano]

One quarter of the UK population

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/jun/13/quarter-in-uk-believe-covid-was-a-hoax-poll-on-conspiracy-theories-finds

That's a bit harsh - you only need to pick up a random copy of the Times, Mail etc to see this shit in print. Surprised they didn't mention that in the article, really.

[Giraffe]

* Mr Larrington wonders what the equivalent figures in USAnia would be

There's all of the covid stupid, all of the Trump stupid and then the Gormless Old Pillocks party stupid - there might be some overlap, otherwise there'd be >100% of stupid in Usania and that's not possible...

[citoyen]

No idea who Emma Duncan is - beyond the fact that she is clearly deserving of instant election to the ST pantheon...

https://twitter.com/greg_jenner/status/1669619978406952961?s=20

[Mr Larrington]

Mr Google says she write for The Times and is therefore another manifestation of the malaise that has struck that once-august publication since that damn' Colonial upstart took over.

(Pours another G&T)

[citoyen]

Mr Google says she write for The Times

Yes, it was always going to be one of the Times, Tele or M**l but I didn't care enough to find out which.

[JonBuoy]

Mr Google says she write for The Times

Yes, it was always going to be one of the Times, Tele or M**l but I didn't care enough to find out which.

I think the two words in the bottom right hand corner of the image that you linked to were a bit of a giveaway.

[citoyen]

Mr Google says she write for The Times

Yes, it was always going to be one of the Times, Tele or M**l but I didn't care enough to find out which.

I think the two words in the bottom right hand corner of the image that you linked to were a bit of a giveaway.

Er… oh yeah!

I didn’t bother reading that far. I’d already seen enough.

[liam_whippet]

Is PPE a Humanity, by any chance?

It appears to be what she read at Oxford....

[Mr Larrington]

They try to disguise PPE by referring to it as "Modern Greats" when it's neither.

[Beardy]

Didn’t the Tory party cause a bit of a furore with their lavish spending on useless PPE during the pandemic?

[Canardly]

That is filed under national security, particularly so in PM's diaries.

[orraloon]

('Baroness' Michelle) Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich woman's world

[rafletcher]

Gavin Williamson….s stalker!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65939820

[orraloon]

Sir Gavin.  FFS.

[fd3]

Osbourne.  No, you ST, austerity didn’t fund the furlough scheme, it meant that you had to piss epic amounts of money against a wall to get/not ppe in a rush.
What’s next? Public sector cuts paid for the kamikwazi budget?

[Pingu]

The Gammon Faced Pig Botherer and Gideon are still utter shits, I see.