Super-Twat

[Mr Larrington]

Also, getting a spokesdroid to deliver the “apology” is the act of a Hyper-Twat.

[rafletcher]

Well, maybe not in the super category, but my neighbour who, despite having lived in the same house for over 25 years, still manages to set off his burglar alarm (which he’s had all that time) with depressing regulatory and then faff about resetting it. He’s just done it again.

[Beardy]

Also, getting a spokesdroid to deliver the “apology” is the act of a Hyper-Twat.

I do wonder if these ‘people’ even know (or care) that an apology is being made on their behalf when I read that a spokesdroid for ST has made such.

[Mr Larrington]

Seems some naughty types on the Internets, that they have now, are vandalising noted Super-Twat and alleged MP Johnny Mercer's Wikinaccurate bio, changing all occurrences of “Mercer” to “Minge”.  This is what happens when you have a tantrum after getting involved in a Xitter spat with Carol Vorderman.  La Vorders merely asked why homelessness among ex-Services had reason by 14% when Minge Mercer had promised to eradicate it.

[Asterix, the former Gaul.]

On 27 December 2023 Mercer was accused, by his constituency Labour opponent Fred Thomas, of failing to meet his pledge of ending involuntary veterans' homelessness, when the number was actually rising by 14%. When Carol Vorderman retweeted this Mercer responded by tweeting "You are both deliberately misleading people. For clicks. Because that makes your shit lonely life feel better. No-one normal really cares about your view. They think you’re mad.

[Jurek]

On 27 December 2023 Mercer was accused, by his constituency Labour opponent Fred Thomas, of failing to meet his pledge of ending involuntary veterans' homelessness, when the number was actually rising by 14%. When Carol Vorderman retweeted this Mercer responded by tweeting "You are both deliberately misleading people. For clicks. Because that makes your shit lonely life feel better. No-one normal really cares about your view. They think you’re mad.

He seems nice.

[fd3]

We'll, he is a conservative mp

[rafletcher]

His wife has deleted her account, and he’s taking time away from soshul meeja ostensibly because his hard working staff are being abused. That being his wife perhaps?

[SteveC]

Have we had James Daley yet?
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/dec/29/tory-mp-james-daly-struggling-children-bury-north-crap-parents

[rafletcher]

Have we had James Daley yet?
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/dec/29/tory-mp-james-daly-struggling-children-bury-north-crap-parents

They really are a prime crop, aren’t they.

[Asterix, the former Gaul.]

Have we had James Daley yet?
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/dec/29/tory-mp-james-daly-struggling-children-bury-north-crap-parents

I wonder what his parents think of him?

Anyway,

In December 2023 he attracted criticism when he claimed that most struggling children in his constituency are the "products of crap parents".[11]

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Nice one, Favonian

[TheLurker]

Liz Truss. 

[Mr Larrington]

Ninja'd by TheLurker

Edit: also the Downing Street spokesdroid who claimed Mister Tony Blair had a resignation honours list.  He drew one up but it was never submitted.

[citoyen]

Liz Truss.

The lack of self awareness is astonishing.

[Mr Larrington]

Difficult to credit that it’s been more than two years since “New Conservative” MP and shoeless pregnant cookery fangrrl Miriam Cates was last nominated, but she earns the first one of the New Year with this:

What is the end goal of the childcare arms race?

“Instead of competing to offer more state-funded childcare as a sticking plaster on cost-of-living challenges, we should address structural reasons why family budgets are now so stretched.”

Unfortunately she’s turned off drive-by comments on her Xitter account so angry proles can’t tell her where to look for those “structural reasons”.

[Mr Larrington]

Failed London mayoral candidate inexplicably given a life peerage for partying during lockdown Shaun Bailey, come on down!

Carol Vorderman tries to be a serious political commentator.  But if you look at her on instagram it’s all pictures of her bum and her boobs.  She can’t be both.

Natch he was on GBeebies when he voiced this industrial-strength arse gravy.

[mrcharly-YHT]

Failed London mayoral candidate inexplicably given a life peerage for partying during lockdown Shaun Bailey, come on down!

Carol Vorderman tries to be a serious political commentator.  But if you look at her on instagram it’s all pictures of her bum and her boobs.  She can’t be both.

Natch he was on GBeebies when he voiced this industrial-strength arse gravy.

Supertanskii has a good take on all this twattishness.

[mrcharly-YHT]

Sunak

Cut disability benefits so he can buy votes with an income tax cut.

[rogerzilla]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-67912483

There's good money to be made by profiting from people's addictions and ruining live sport with wall-to-wall advertising for your parasitic activities.

[Pingu]

Sunak

Cut disability benefits so he can buy votes with an income tax cut.

BONG!

[mrcharly-YHT]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-67912483

There's good money to be made by profiting from people's addictions and ruining live sport with wall-to-wall advertising for your parasitic activities.

Parasitic even on the company

The boss of Bet365 was paid around £221m during its last financial year, despite the gambling giant reporting a significant loss.

[Mr Larrington]

Amateur thug and professional misogynist Joey Barton is still at it.  His great-grandfather got a medal in WW1 which means Barton is entitled to slag off women who have the temerity to comment on men’s foopball.

My great-uncle Fred was killed utterly to DETH in WW1 which in my book trumps a poxy medal.  I say Alex Scott and her colleagues can comment on whatever the fuck they like and Barton can get in the sea with the other turds.

[drgannet]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-67912483

There's good money to be made by profiting from people's addictions and ruining live sport with wall-to-wall advertising for your parasitic activities.

You would hope there is a special hell reserved for people like this.

[chrisbainbridge]

Amateur thug and professional misogynist Joey Barton is still at it.  His great-grandfather got a medal in WW1 which means Barton is entitled to slag off women who have the temerity to comment on men’s foopball.

My great-uncle Fred was killed utterly to DETH in WW1 which in my book trumps a poxy medal.  I say Alex Scott and her colleagues can comment on whatever the fuck they like and Barton can get in the sea with the other turds.

Agreed. My grandfather rose from underage bike courier in WW1 to motorbike to RFC sergeant (not officer material), gassed twice, crashed twice, one off an ace and 2 medals. Barton can get stuffed.

[rogerzilla]

My grandfathers were both in reserved occupations (factory and docks) but Joey Barton can still FOAD