Oh bloody hell! There's a huuuge tube of jaffa cakes in the kitchen! *wibble*
There is apparently a hypnosis technique that works by associating snack foods with the aroma of faeces. The behaviour change technique that I do my research on relies on automatic associations, so could work to induce a pop "popup". If you want to try it, it would work like this.
Say aloud "IF I see a jaffa cake, THEN I will smell poo"
Then visualise the Jaffa cake in the kitchen, and then imagine poo (go overboard and really try to get a rich image of it in your mind, perhaps focusing on the aroma).
That's it. It should make thoughts and smells of poo come into mind when you see Jaffa cakes, which should put you off eating them.
I have heard that they do actually put poo in Jaffa Cakes too.
Not really, just trying to be helpful |