Yet Another Cycling Forum
Off Topic => The Pub => Topic started by: Charlotte on 07 May, 2008, 10:10:59 am
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I'll start with Ace from Doctor Who. I thought she was way cool.
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40191000/jpg/_40191553_sophie_aldred.jpg)
...but I wasn't very imaginative, I'm afraid.
In this thread, points to be awarded for obscurity, strangeness and sheer perversity :)
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One I have had...
(http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_images/tvone/programmes/hotel%20babylon/emma_d.jpg)
It's the smile you see :)
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Ms Childs, my geography teacher. She was hot :demon:.
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I have been told my very first crush was a red tractor - but sticking to people I can be fairly sure it was Halo Jones
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_Jones (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_Jones)
Alas it was never going to happen.
I also fancied the friend of Skizz - but to my shame I don't even remember her name.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skizz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skizz)
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I like Alan Rickman very much even though he is nearly old enough to be my grandad.
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Delia Smith [blush]. In my defence I was only about 12 and mum's a rubbish cook.
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And here is an old crush who has aged surprising well, maybe with a bit of help?
(http://interactive.myvillage.com/mv/image_server/images/1163801020797.jpg)
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Do they have to be secret?
Dr. Tanya Byron and Clea DuVall. But that's not very secret.
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Too many to list, really, but Harriet Wheeler, Louise Lombard (even though the House Of Eliott sucked), Gillian Anderson, Kylie, Britney (before she turned into a trailer-trash nightmare), Emmanuelle Beart and Trinity from The Matrix. Not Carrie-Ann Moss (who is, frankly, quite plain), Trinity. It must be the leather catsuit.
In the hypothetical scenario that I started batting for the other side, it would be Ian Ogilvy from "The Saint", Fox Mulder and Johnny Depp (along with everyone else, M or F, I expect).
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Love at first sight...
(http://theavengers.tv/forever/images/queenofsin.jpg)
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Do they have to be secret?
Not any more ::-)
Clea DuVall.
(http://www.gentlemencyclists.org/clubhouse/images/smilies/icon_syda.gif)
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A former work colleague told us that when he was young he had a crush on Pebbles from the Flintstones:
(http://pattisoriginals.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/pebbles.gif)
???
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I like Alan Rickman very much even though he is nearly old enough to be my grandad.
Have we had this discussion before? He's mine, I tell you! AND Donald Sutherland.
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When I was ten, I was desperately in love with Jennings. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennings_%28novels%29)
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Mel thinks my taste in women is odd....
Abby from ER
(http://images.usatoday.com/news/health/spotlight/_photos/tierney.jpg)
Jessica Stevenson (love that smile)
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:_teZY6ReCHPKmM:http://www.melissanathan.com/Uploads/Jessica%2520Hynes%2520resized.Jpg)
Philippa Forrester
(http://speakers-uk.com/cgi-bin/view.pl?id=11&type=N)
Growing up it had to be Daisy Duke
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:W_gikXm2SxFKzM:http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/b/catherinebach/photos/catherine-bach-020.jpg)
And Jet from Gladiators did strange things to a growing boy
(http://www.avtalk.co.uk/forum/index.php?t=getfile&id=5299)
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When I was ten, I was desperately in love with Jennings. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennings_%28novels%29)
From wiki:
Jennings goes to School' has been recorded by Stephen Fry, for BBC7 as five 15 minute readings. It is available as an MP3 download.
If one thing can keep me pedalling round the BC, that might be it. :D
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(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41391000/jpg/_41391827_pelling_203.jpg)
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Back in 1979, Olivia Newton-John in "Grease". I was very upset when she turned into a leather-clad tart at the end, although no doubt C would approve ;)
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Mel thinks my taste in women is odd....
It's not. That's disturbingly similar to mine (Maura Tierney, Phillipa and Jet especially).
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Helen Shapiro (http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/years/1961/music2.shtml).
I was 9.
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When I was about 15 I greatly admired my French teacher, a Miss Hazel Wengrove. It became evident at a parents' evening that the feeling was mutual as she told my parents what a "good-looking young man" I was. ???
There was a young biology teacher named Mrs. Batts when I was in the sixth form whom I inadvertently knocked over when rushing round a corner. She went flying backwards and displayed a good deal (or not, as the case may be) of skimpy 1971 underwear, much to our mutual acute embarrassment. I was deeply apologetic - it had been entirely my fault - but she was very good about it. For the rest of my time in school, which was only a few months, every time we passed in a corridor we would exchange a smile and a blush.
Not long after the said incident I met her husband, a vet, who came to operate on a neighbour's dog. I was enlisted to hold the animal, a large mongrel, down, and Mr. Batts recognised my sixth form scarf. I kept to myself my opinion that he was a lucky man to have a wife with such a fine taste in knickers.
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Nastassja Kinski (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nastassja_Kinski)
(http://www.bfi.org.uk/features/polanski/images/enlarged/bfi-00m-gea.jpg)
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Louise Wener
(http://www.louisewener.co.uk/louise.jpg)
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Yup, agree with the last two.
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(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44558000/jpg/_44558848_julianne_226.jpg)
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Oh, if we're doing guitarists, my first crush ever was on Justine Frischmann, lead singer / guitarist with Elastica.
(http://www.monotremata.com/bos/justine.jpg)
(http://schoolenglish.ru/articles/img/2004-07/004_07804_5.jpg)
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It seems to me that a lot of these women look the same. ???
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It seems to me that a lot of these women look the same. ???
What, no ginggers you mean?
;)
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Radha Mitchell
(http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/D/H/O/mozartandthewhalepic2.jpg)
There would be a red head in my list if I could find the rather superb photos of her cycling up some big hills, showing off by trackstanding (oh, and if I thought a big Danish bloke wouldn't kill me).
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David Bowie. In Labyrinth (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091369/). In tights. :o :-[
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It seems to me that a lot of these women look the same. ???
What, no ginggers you mean?
;)
I hadn't thought of that. I meant they are mainly dark haired, pixie-faced and skinny.
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There would be a red head in my list if I could find the rather superb photos of her cycling up some big hills, showing off by trackstanding
I wasn't trackstanding. There was slight forward movement!! :P
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Ruth Madoc, Miriam Stoppard.
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I meant they are mainly dark haired, pixie-faced and skinny.
That had occurred to me also.
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It seems to me that a lot of these women look the same. ???
What, no ginggers you mean?
;)
I hadn't thought of that. I meant they are mainly dark haired, pixie-faced and skinny.
My early crushes coincided with the rising star of indie music, and dark haired pixie-faced skinny girls with guitars.
I have a very current crush on Elayne Angel (http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Elayne_Angel) who is none of the above.
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I have a very current crush on Elayne Angel (http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Elayne_Angel) who is none of the above.
Blimey. That pic scared the bejeezus outa me when I clicked on the link! ;)
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I seem to have a thing about newsreaders.
Gwenan Edwards
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/430000/images/_434798_charley_figgis300.jpg)
Fiona Bruce
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/graphics/2007/04/25/ask.jpg)
And who doesn't like Melissa Theuriau?
(http://www.forum-auto.com/uploads/200501/letuneurdu33_1107200785_melissa_theuriau.jpg)
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I am deeply hurt and offended that no-one has admitted to a secret crush on me... :'( :'( :'(
You're all meanies!
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I would have done, Regulator, but it's a secret, y'see.
:-*
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I seem to have a thing about newsreaders.
Prefer Susannah Reid
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41812000/jpg/_41812396_susannah_reid203.jpg)
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I seem to have a thing about newsreaders.
Prefer Susannah Reid
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41812000/jpg/_41812396_susannah_reid203.jpg)
Oh she is SO smug and irritating (and has a distracting squint).
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I seem to have a thing about newsreaders.
Sophie Rayworth!
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Apart from my English teacher Liz Bell in 8'th grade as well as Kim Wilde, Kate Bush, Debbie Harry and the lot, I had a short crush just a couple of weeks ago. Were watching Rachel Weisz in "Runaway Jury" on TV when my heart struck an extra couple of beats. Think I had a fuzzy-warm dream that night...!
http://rachel-weisz.topwomen.org/Pictures/imagepages/image23.shtml
(http://rachel-weisz.topwomen.org/Pictures/images/Rachel_Weisz-121.jpg)
I know now I have a thing for dark, bushy eyebrows and chestnut eyes!
Sorry if you think I'm playing it to safe. I'm just dull like that I guess. ::-)
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I have a crush on a certain gentleman on this here forum - but I shall spare his blushes by not naming him.
And no - it's not you Tony.... ::-)
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I seem to have a thing about newsreaders.
Sophie Rayworth!
Claire Tomlinson?
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Gillian Anderson.
And (coincidence, seeing this thread now), a couple of minutes ago I bumped into a very nice French lady who used to try to teach me French at Adult Ed. classes until about a year ago. I wasn't at my best, having just cycled 40 miles and somewhat unshaven, but there was a certain tension as we chatted. If you know what I mean. ;) She's a couple of years older than me and single (separated I think still) and I'm definitely not. Oh well...
It's probably just the accent. ;D
PS Don't mention it to Mrs nicknack! (She knows about Gillian).
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A Barnsley lass
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rRZtH24L6YM
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Oh, if we're doing guitarists, my first crush ever was on Justine Frischmann, lead singer / guitarist with Elastica.
I vaguely know a chap who used to go out with her before she bogged off with Damien Allbran Damon Albarn.
The girl in the Lambs Navy Rum magazine adverts.
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You are all a bunch of degenerate freaks.
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Not one mention of felicity kendal in the good life ;D
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Not one mention of felicity kendal in the good life ;D
Oooooh, she's nice. I've also got a thing for Diana Rigg, but oddly only in the black & white Avengers ???
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Lysette Anthony (http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-US&q=Lysette+Anthony&btnG=Search+Images) was always one of my fantasies as a young man.
Rich.
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I was just eleven when the second Blackadder series was first broadcast in 1986, and it may not have been until some later re-run in my teens (more likely) when I found myself rather attracted to Queen Elizabeth!
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh288/whackson/Misc/mirandarichardson5_396x222.jpg)
I think it was the mad and dangerous aspect I was drawn to, and thinking about most of the girls I've been out with since then, they have all pretty much been mad and/or dangerous!
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Greta Scaachi (sic?), Irene Jacob and, sad to say, Judith Hann - her off tomorrow's world...
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Lindsay Duncan in G.B.H.
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Used to see Floella Benjamin on kids TV when my offspring were viewing; I got awfully jealous when she invited Teddy to sit on her lap :P
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I have a crush on a certain gentleman on this here forum - but I shall spare his blushes by not naming him.
And no - it's not you Tony.... ::-)
Yeah, but I'm playing hard to get... ::-)
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A young kiwi dentist who I knew as Ms Pedlow wore lipstick of a delicate shade of pink. I would watch her mouth move as she worked on me, my head to her bosum and my body hard and tense. Alas, as she wiped flying globs of saliva and tooth from her face, I knew it was never to be.
Of course as a young'un I like all right thinking boys of a certain age was secretly in love with ...... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD96RQ1-wnY) although I never realised it at the time. Just as well, really.
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Lesley Judd and Elizabeth Sladen
Press Gang-era Julia Sawalha (umm, actually any era Julia Sawalha)
Alyson Hannigan
Sylvie Guillem
Oh and Blanca who I used to work with. Except that doesn't count 'cos she knows now. And said 'no' :(
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Alan Rickman :P
Harrison Ford
Fox Mulder
Scully (not GA, but GA as Scully)
Nigella :P
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Dark-haired, pixie-faced and skinny? How could I forget Jane Wiedlin and Natalie Portman?
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Dark-haired, pixie-faced and skinny? How could I forget Jane Wiedlin and Natalie Portman?
And, indeed, Winona Ryder.
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Can't believe no one has admitted to the object of mine and countless others' teenage fantasies yet:
Sally James
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Janet Ellis
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Mel thinks my taste in women is odd....
Abby from ER
(http://images.usatoday.com/news/health/spotlight/_photos/tierney.jpg)
Jessica Stevenson (love that smile)
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:_teZY6ReCHPKmM:http://www.melissanathan.com/Uploads/Jessica%2520Hynes%2520resized.Jpg)
I can go along with both of those. :P
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I'll second Kate Rusby, and throw in Dr Alice Roberts (http://www.action.org.uk/get_involved/images/DrAliceRoberts.jpg)... :thumbsup:
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I have a crush on a certain gentleman on this here forum - but I shall spare his blushes by not naming him.
:-*
For me t'was
(http://mantiseye.com/img/notes/saffron.jpg)
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/73/039_39735~Michelle-Pfeiffer-Posters.jpg)
(http://www.181st.net/celebrity-galleries/Milla-Jovovich/pictures/Milla-Jovovich_xxx.jpg) (http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/821/821574/milla-jovovich-20070920091110675-000.jpg)
(http://www.bestcelebgossip.com/Claudiapics2/christina-ricci-elle.jpg)
(http://www.omgblog.com/images/mortenson-suit.jpg)
Tis all I can think of now. I've had a chance to meet all of them too bar Ricci and Viggo :(
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When I was a teenager I had a crush on the totty in accounts.
It's lasted 39 years,37 of them being married. ;D
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When I was a teenager I had a crush on the totty in accounts.
It's lasted 39 years,37 of them being married. ;D
Has your wife found out yet? ;D
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When I was a teenager I had a crush on the totty in accounts.
It's lasted 39 years,37 of them being married. ;D
I had a crush on the HR director.
It's lasted 5 years so far, the last year and 3 weeks being married.
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Of course as a young'un I like all right thinking boys of a certain age <snippity>
This really, really needed some punctuation!
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An early one:
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/norfolk/content/images/2006/04/23/lis_sladen_terrorofthezygons_400_400x300.jpg)
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Liz Sladen
Sorry, but she's mine and I'm not sharing :P
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Alan Rickman :P
Harrison Ford
Fox Mulder
Scully (not GA, but GA as Scully)
Nigella :P
Am I going to have to fight with you, as well as my mother, for the affections of Alan and Harrison?
My mother and I both like Mel Gibson (when he was younger - think of him in the leathers in the first Mad Max :P )... it's really sad when you drool over the same men as your mother. :-\
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Liz Sladen
Sorry, but she's mine and I'm not sharing :P
OK, I'll have:
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1280000/images/_1283371_trevor150c.jpg)
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As a teenager, it was probably easier to list the women you didn't have a crush/inappropriate thoughts about. Hormones etc.
I drew the line at Grotbags from Emu.
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Marc (http://www.rocksbackpages.com/furniture/artists/bolan_marc.jpg)
and
David (http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/David-Bowie---Aladdin-Sane-Poster-C10034689.jpeg)
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(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:cqe9vUf0alTjuM:http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icnewcastle/dec2005/0/4/000E4651-FC61-139F-B0F40C01AC1BF814.jpg)
Lauren Laverne. Sigh.
Damon.
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Mel thinks my taste in women is odd....
Abby from ER
(http://images.usatoday.com/news/health/spotlight/_photos/tierney.jpg)
Jessica Stevenson (love that smile)
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:_teZY6ReCHPKmM:http://www.melissanathan.com/Uploads/Jessica%2520Hynes%2520resized.Jpg)
Philippa Forrester
(http://speakers-uk.com/cgi-bin/view.pl?id=11&type=N)
Growing up it had to be Daisy Duke
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:W_gikXm2SxFKzM:http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/b/catherinebach/photos/catherine-bach-020.jpg)
And Jet from Gladiators did strange things to a growing boy
(http://www.avtalk.co.uk/forum/index.php?t=getfile&id=5299)
Check all of those apart from Abby and Jet. My schoolmates went nuts about Jet whilst I remained indifferent.
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Alan Rickman :P
Harrison Ford
Fox Mulder
Scully (not GA, but GA as Scully)
Nigella :P
Am I going to have to fight with you, as well as my mother, for the affections of Alan and Harrison?
My mother and I both like Mel Gibson (when he was younger - think of him in the leathers in the first Mad Max :P )... it's really sad when you drool over the same men as your mother. :-\
Is that your way of making sure they're yours, like licking the last digestive?
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Liz Sladen
Sorry, but she's mine and I'm not sharing :P
OK, I'll have:
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1280000/images/_1283371_trevor150c.jpg)
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY IMOGEN YOU BARSTEWARD!!!!!!!!!!
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Libby from Neighbours
(http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/799/elizaszonert003iq0.th.jpg)
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Jet was a fox. ;D
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GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY IMOGEN YOU BARSTEWARD!!!!!!!!!!
Can I keep Rowan Pelling then?
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And, indeed, Winona Ryder.
Winona Ryder Is Innocent
Winona Winona
The Judge had a bona
But couldn't condona
Your thieving persona
Now you're alona
The press wanna stone ya
How can you atona
For your crimes oh Winona?
Winona Winona
Johnny Depp was a stona
But you blew his trombona
You reap what you sowna
Just give me a phona
And make yourself knowna
I'll never disown ya
Winona Winona
Samfast, Novermber 2002
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Can I keep Rowan Pelling then?
Hmm...Rowan Pelling, Erotic Review - broadsheet acceptable ;D
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Marc (http://www.rocksbackpages.com/furniture/artists/bolan_marc.jpg)
and
David (http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/David-Bowie---Aladdin-Sane-Poster-C10034689.jpeg)
Or my Marc (http://www.marcalmond.co.uk/)... :-*
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My dad had a big crush on Floella Benjamin when I was a nipper. Explains his obsession with watching Playschool with me. ::-)
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Funny you should mention her, I was going to say. I was a bit young then, but still.
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I'm saying nothing. O:-)
If I was a supervillain, I'd have a special carry case made up for pop pixies. Gwen Stefani and Kylie and maybe Robyn. Like Monsters In My Pocket but squeakier...
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Come on Reg, spill your beans over the person you fancy!
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Imogen Stubbs? Frightening eyebrows and questionable taste in men (Trevor Nunn!).
I'd dispute that Gwen Stefani is a pop pixie; too tall and too blonde. Sheena Easton, on the other hand...
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Come on Reg, spill your beans over the person you fancy!
But then all of us who it's not would feel left out.... :'(
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Come on Reg, spill your beans over the person you fancy!
But then all of us who it's not would feel left out.... :'(
I'm sure I could fit in a quick crush on you .anth - particularly if you wear your Miami Vice suit... ;)
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Come on Reg, spill your beans over the person you fancy!
But then all of us who it's not would feel left out.... :'(
I'm sure I could fit in a quick crush on you .anth - particularly if you wear your Miami Vice suit... ;)
*wait... right... there...*
*zip, shuffle, button*
READY!
So, if I'm Crockett.... ;D
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Come on Reg, spill your beans over the person you fancy!
But then all of us who it's not would feel left out.... :'(
I'm sure I could fit in a quick crush on you .anth - particularly if you wear your Miami Vice suit... ;)
*wait... right... there...*
*zip, shuffle, button*
READY!
So, if I'm Crockett.... ;D
Don't bother zipping or buttoning.... ;D
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I'd dispute that Gwen Stefani is a pop pixie; too tall and too blonde. Sheena Easton, on the other hand...
Q magazine described her as a "glamazon".
Can I at this point mention thinking bloke's crumpet Bettany Hughes (http://www.womenspeakers.co.uk/uploadedfiles/bettanyhughesws1.jpg)?
Oh, I just did.
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Come on Reg, spill your beans over the person you fancy!
I know who it is... (http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b187/vicechair/Img_6446Bomber.jpg) :demon:
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Come on Reg, spill your beans over the person you fancy!
I know who it is... (http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b187/vicechair/Img_6446Bomber.jpg) :demon:
;D - but no... Bomber's just a 'fancy' - not a crush.
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I'd dispute that Gwen Stefani is a pop pixie; too tall and too blonde. Sheena Easton, on the other hand...
Q magazine described her as a "glamazon".
Can I at this point mention thinking bloke's crumpet Bettany Hughes (http://www.womenspeakers.co.uk/uploadedfiles/bettanyhughesws1.jpg)?
Oh, I just did.
I'll see your Bettany Hughes and raise you a Dr. Alixe Bovey (http://www.kent.ac.uk/history/staff/Staff_Profile_Pictures/Dr_Alixe_Bovey.jpg) Not a conventional beauty but the camera loves her.
Too tall, too blonde, how is this possible, don't listen to them Lauren (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:cqe9vUf0alTjuM:http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icnewcastle/dec2005/0/4/000E4651-FC61-139F-B0F40C01AC1BF814.jpg)
Damon.
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I'd dispute that Gwen Stefani is a pop pixie; too tall and too blonde. Sheena Easton, on the other hand...
Q magazine described her as a "glamazon".
Can I at this point mention thinking bloke's crumpet Bettany Hughes (http://www.womenspeakers.co.uk/uploadedfiles/bettanyhughesws1.jpg)?
Oh, I just did.
Sadly, I am old enough to remember when Thinking Man's Crumpet was Joan Bakewell. In fact, I think she was the original TMC.
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I'd dispute that Gwen Stefani is a pop pixie; too tall and too blonde. Sheena Easton, on the other hand...
Q magazine described her as a "glamazon".
Can I at this point mention thinking bloke's crumpet Bettany Hughes (http://www.womenspeakers.co.uk/uploadedfiles/bettanyhughesws1.jpg)?
Oh, I just did.
Sadly, I am old enough to remember when Thinking Man's Crumpet was Joan Bakewell. In fact, I think she was the original TMC.
snap
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I'd dispute that Gwen Stefani is a pop pixie; too tall and too blonde. Sheena Easton, on the other hand...
Q magazine described her as a "glamazon".
Can I at this point mention thinking bloke's crumpet Bettany Hughes (http://www.womenspeakers.co.uk/uploadedfiles/bettanyhughesws1.jpg)?
Oh, I just did.
Sadly, I am old enough to remember when Thinking Man's Crumpet was Joan Bakewell. In fact, I think she was the original TMC.
Joan Bakewell was a babe. But I'm not old enough to remember - I've seen archive footage :D
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Mmm...Joan Bakewell (http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/03/americas_i_remember_the_day_when_jfk_was_shot000/img/1.jpg)
and
Mariella Frostrup (http://www.channel4.com/4homes/media/S/stirling_prize/medium/judge_frostrup_md.jpg)
Ooh - yes! Floella Benjamin! (http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/3069301.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=32F168F2F013CA9A13D847793575EFC4A55A1E4F32AD3138)
and, while we're on, Toni Arthur (why are there not loads of photos of her on the net? )
Carol Chell (http://tv.cream.org/images2/PSCAROLC.JPG)
and
Derek Griffiths (don't ask!) (http://www.derekgriffiths.co.uk/images/derekgriffiths.jpg) ;D
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I think we deserve a bit more of Mariella (http://www.virginmedia.com/images/lions_mariella-frostrup.jpg)
Or more? (http://imagebank.ipcmedia.com/imageBank/cache/m/mariellafrostrupp.jpg)
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I understand that my son-in-law, when very young, had an infatuation with Moira Stewart.
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I think you mean Moira Stuart. I used to have her old filing cabinet.
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Jet is on Sky Two NOW.
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I think we deserve a bit more of Mariella (http://www.virginmedia.com/images/lions_mariella-frostrup.jpg)
Or more? (http://imagebank.ipcmedia.com/imageBank/cache/m/mariellafrostrupp.jpg)
Ah, Observer columnists. Victoria Coren. Yum :thumbsup:
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I'll see your Bettany Hughes and raise you a Dr. Alixe Bovey (http://www.kent.ac.uk/history/staff/Staff_Profile_Pictures/Dr_Alixe_Bovey.jpg) Not a conventional beauty but the camera loves her.
Agreed - I saw her on TV at the weekend.
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Ooh - yes! Floella Benjamin! (http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/3069301.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=32F168F2F013CA9A13D847793575EFC4A55A1E4F32AD3138)
Christonabike where did you find that? :thumbsup:
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Posh birds. Posh brainy birds. Like Prof Kathy Sykes.
And Mrs. Swinburne.
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Oh good work Clarion!
Posh birds you say? Tara if you'd be so kind :)
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Oh crikey! Just remembered:
John Noakes (http://www.bluebird-electric.net/bluebird_images/john_noakes_petra.jpg)
John Noakes?! :o (http://tvpresenters.thetvroomplus.com/images-kids/john-noakes.jpg)
Yup, John Noakes (http://moderneejit.blogspot.com/2007/06/by-gum-john-noakes-and-ropey-ladders.html)
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Um yeah - A Real Man (http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic/bluepeter/lesleypetejohn/video/video15.shtml)TM
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I think we deserve a bit more of Mariella (http://www.virginmedia.com/images/lions_mariella-frostrup.jpg)
Or more? (http://imagebank.ipcmedia.com/imageBank/cache/m/mariellafrostrupp.jpg)
Ah, Observer columnists. Victoria Coren. Yum :thumbsup:
I have heard a Several of, ah, interesting stories about La Coren, but they will have to remain under wraps for legal porpoises.
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I think we deserve a bit more of Mariella (http://www.virginmedia.com/images/lions_mariella-frostrup.jpg)
Or more? (http://imagebank.ipcmedia.com/imageBank/cache/m/mariellafrostrupp.jpg)
Ah, Observer columnists. Victoria Coren. Yum :thumbsup:
I have heard a Several of, ah, interesting stories about La Coren, but they will have to remain under wraps for legal porpoises.
But you are allowed to whisper in my shell-like... ;)
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(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:cqe9vUf0alTjuM:http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icnewcastle/dec2005/0/4/000E4651-FC61-139F-B0F40C01AC1BF814.jpg)
Lauren Laverne. Sigh.
Damon.
Gerroff! I saw her first!
And yeah, I'll agree with Bettany Hughes & Dr Alice Roberts too. And most of the pixie-faced brunettes, especially if they've got a razor-sharp bob hairstyle
I'll also add Joanne Whalley - initially as 'Grease-me-up' Nurse Mills (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://dyk.homestead.com/files/JW16.jpg&imgrefurl=http://dyk.homestead.com/JWGallery.html&h=213&w=197&sz=9&hl=en&start=55&um=1&tbnid=RE-DfHu2kH8t-M:&tbnh=106&tbnw=98&prev=/images%3Fq%3DJoanne%2BWhalley%2Bnurse%26start%3D54%26ndsp%3D18%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN) in The Singing Detective and later as Christine Keeler in Scandal (http://www.cinemovies.fr/images/data/films/Pfilm39631599857759.jpg) :P
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I also like pixie-types. For the longest time, I was totally smitten by the Fremch-Chinese girl I met on a school French exchange, but she didn't notice, at least not until it was too late. Bjork would have done for me... I like independent, creative, quirky and a hint of danger too.
But these days I am married to an independent, creative, quirky and slightly dangerous pixie-sized (Japanese) brunette, so I no longer have any need for secret crushes!:thumbsup:
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Crikey I think all of my secret crushes have been listed by others, including the ones that made me think I was weird and will remain secret.
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Posh birds you say? Tara if you'd be so kind :)
mmm! tpt gets better and better...
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Did you people never watch Blakes Seven ::-) Soolin, and Servalan???
Also, Harriet Wheeler from The Sundays - mainly because of her angelic voice.
And it's a shame computer screens aren't tall and thin otherwise I'd have that foxy Diana Rigg picture as my desktop.
I suspect a few Bond Girls are on the list somewhere.
One of Mrs. Q's mates :o
I get the whole darked haired pixie vibe going on :thumbsup:
Favourites from the movies: Zhang Ziyi and Amy Adams. Pwoarrrr :-*
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Did you people never watch Blakes Seven ::-) Soolin, and Servalan???
Yep, but Cally for me, please. Now, if you'd said Glynis Barber as 'Jane', then :thumbsup:
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Not many but they aren't celebrities or famous just the usual suspects.....
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Lisa Rogers (http://www.lisarogers.com/images/lisarogers6.jpg), Scrapheap Challenge. Hubba Hubba :o
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Lisa Rogers (http://www.lisarogers.com/images/lisarogers6.jpg), Scrapheap Challenge. Hubba Hubba :o
+ 1.
Blimey. Splendid linky, if a bit NSW.
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I had a crush on someone from another on line forum.
It seems to be working out, though, so hardly *secret*
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Lisa Rogers (http://www.lisarogers.com/images/lisarogers6.jpg), Scrapheap Challenge. Hubba Hubba :o
+ 1.
Blimey. Splendid linky, if a bit NSW.
Loaded once had her on their front cover, with the caption "Lisa Rogers. And you can't say fairer than that."
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I seem to have a thing about newsreaders.
Gwenan Edwards
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/430000/images/_434798_charley_figgis300.jpg)
Fiona Bruce
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/graphics/2007/04/25/ask.jpg)
And who doesn't like Melissa Theuriau?
(http://www.forum-auto.com/uploads/200501/letuneurdu33_1107200785_melissa_theuriau.jpg)
Me too! Thank goodness I am not alone! I must be normal!
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Kate Humble :)
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You mean Kate Fumble (I wish)
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Indira Varma
(http://www.buddytv.com/articles/rome/images/indira-varma-4.jpg)
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+1
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Just cos I like her so much + 2/3/4/5
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Variously over the years:
Beth Orton - singer/songwriter
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh288/whackson/Misc/bethorton1.jpg)
Cat Power - singer/songwriter
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh288/whackson/Misc/chan_marshall.jpg)
Scout Niblett - singer/songwriter (on a bike!)
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh288/whackson/Misc/SCOUT_small.jpg)
Do you see a theme here? I actually met Cat Power in the pub at Butlins, Camber Sands, in 2004 (it was hosting a music festival called All Tomorrows Parties). She came and sat down at the table I was at - we were both pretty toasted and just pulled faces at each other.
And I also just remembered:
Solex - singer/songwriter!
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh288/whackson/Misc/solextop4.jpg)
She owns a second hand CD shop in Amsterdam, I went there (on my Brompton) one time with the express interest of saying hello to her, but when I got there she looked like she was in a right mood, so I bottled it!
All fine and talented ladies...
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Haha I painted her house once, loverly woman :)
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God, this thread!
I read that as "I painted her bosom once, loverly woman"
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Thumbs up to Beth and Cat, love their music as well. ;)
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God, this thread!
I read that as "I painted her bosom once, loverly woman"
Well I could go into detail ;)
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Thumbs up to Beth and Cat, love their music as well. ;)
Then you'll probably dig Scout Niblett too. I got interested in her in 2005 when I was in Sydney - saw her live. One song in particular stuck, called 'Fuck Treasure Island'. Listen to stream here (http://www.imeem.com/people/c1v2AC//music/7oThKibC/scout_niblett_fuck_treasure_island/).
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Kate Humble :)
:thumbsup:
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I just remembered - there was one beautiful actress I remember from Bollywood films at the Ajanta - Rekha, I think (can't remember her surname). She was stunning...
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Scout Niblett - never heard of her, but oh yes.
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Scout Niblett - never heard of her, but oh yes.
Maybe so, but her silly, pretentious name puts me right off.
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Scout Niblett - never heard of her, but oh yes.
Maybe so, but her silly, pretentious name puts me right off.
Well her real name is Emma Louise Niblett and the Scout bit is inspired by the character Jean Louise "Scout" Finch, from Harper Lee's 'To Kill a Mockingbird'. I don't think that's silly or pretentious - she's an artist and she's honouring a hero of hers.
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General Kala
http://www.ungood.org/gallery/album04
Work nanny-bot won't let me check out that link, so the usual apologies if it happens to be monkey pr0n.
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Mmmm, yes. (http://flashgordon.wikia.com/wiki/General_Kala) Top flogging action in Flash Gordon, too.
She was the object of my warped affections for some while :D
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Mmmm, yes. (http://flashgordon.wikia.com/wiki/General_Kala) Top flogging action in Flash Gordon, too.
She was the object of my warped affections for some while :D
Despatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body!
Did you know that gold-faced General Klytus (snigger) was played by "Jason King" actor Peter Wyngarde, who was arrested after being caught in flagrante delicto with a truck driver in Gloucester bus station lavatories?
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Thumbs up to Beth and Cat, love their music as well. ;)
Well, I know (and love) Beth Orton's music. I'll have to check out the others...
There seem to be lots of gurl related crushes and not too many boys.
I had a crush on Virgil (Thunderbirds) as a kid... ;)
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Scout Niblett - never heard of her, but oh yes.
Maybe so, but her silly, pretentious name puts me right off.
Well her real name is Emma Louise Niblett and the Scout bit is inspired by the character Jean Louise "Scout" Finch, from Harper Lee's 'To Kill a Mockingbird'. I don't think that's silly or pretentious - she's an artist and she's honouring a hero of hers.
If anything, knowing that makes me think it's even more pretentious.
Anyway.
Err. Sorry, still stuck on Phillipa at the moment.
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Robert Downey Jnr.
Sorry, no idea why... :-[
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I have a friend who still has a crush on Aladdin, the cartoon character.
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Robert Downey Jnr.
Sorry, no idea why... :-[
Oooh - I agree. He's definitely lickable! :P
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The Cadburys Caramel Bunny.
Nuff Said.
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b3ta did a QOTW along similar lines, and the Caramel Bunny was amazingly popular. She's a bit mumsy for me, TBH.
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The Cadburys Caramel Bunny.
Nuff Said.
Sorry, but those of you with crushes on cartoon characters clearly need urgent help. Sorting such people as you out has to be what the NHS was invented for.
I have nothing but pity for you, your lives must be blighted. Go and have meaningful relationships with your bicycles, I do. They are living beings that talk to you, help you through the bad time and celebrate the good times with you.
Your bicycles have souls you can engage with. Stop lusting after the graphical representations of someone else’s imagination, its not healthy and people will point and laugh at you.
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Cue Red Dwarf (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKy8CzX4TEU)
;D
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The Cadburys Caramel Bunny.
Nuff Said.
It's the voice. Miriam Margolyes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miriam_Margolyes) has one of the sexiest voices evah.
(http://www.brisbanepowerhouse.org/generated/images/guide-images-final-heads2-final_w258_h329.jpg)
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Miriam Margolyes has one of the sexiest voices evah.
For sexy voices, I would love to have Judi Dench and Joanna Lumley read me bedtime stories.
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*little moment*
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Robert Downey Jnr.
Sorry, no idea why... :-[
Could be worse - could be Morton Downey Jr (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0235968/). :P
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I met someone at a conference last week. All I can says is phoaw!
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Beware of newsreaders who sit behind a desk all the time. This is to disguise the fact they they are covered entirely in coarse black hair from the waist down.
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Beware of newsreaders who sit behind a desk all the time. This is to disguise the fact they they are covered entirely in coarse black hair from the waist down.
Was this who you had a crush on...? (http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1256/807810305_6a73abba14.jpg?v=0) ;)
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Beware of newsreaders who sit behind a desk all the time. This is to disguise the fact they they are covered entirely in coarse black hair from the waist down.
Was this who you had a crush on...? (http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1256/807810305_6a73abba14.jpg?v=0) ;)
Oddly enough, no ;D
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Hmmmm, none to obvious spring to mind, although this picture of a certain cyclist has made me go slightly 'funny';
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2008/05/03/sm_pendleton03.jpg)
Can only think of one more, Kitzy's sister :demon: :demon:
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Kirst declared her love for me within minutes of joining The Old Place and although I have never met her I have to say the feeling's mutual.
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Thumbs up to Beth and Cat, love their music as well. ;)
Well, I know (and love) Beth Orton's music. I'll have to check out the others...
There seem to be lots of gurl related crushes and not too many boys.
I had a crush on Virgil (Thunderbirds) as a kid... ;)
If I look back, I must admit to the same.
My best mate works on aerospace stuff, but he's much better looking though.
Thunderbirds made me queer.
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First person with a photo of Kitzy's sister gets a pint next time I see them! lol
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Chris O'Donnell when he played Robin in Batman and Robin. ;D
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Patty from 'Patty's world' (or something) from, I think, Jackie
I can't find an actual image but google gives me something very close (http://www.lambiek.net/aanvang/artefacts/tina/tina2.jpg)
It also tells me that Jackie was named after Jaqueline Wilson - of Tracy Beaker fame (and fortune)
I'll have to have a converstaion with my sisters and get the collective memory going...
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Julian Sands in A Room With A View.
Ive met him quite a few times he is the brother of a guy who puts business my way.
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Alicia Witt
(http://www.freshdames.com/images/uploads/Alicia_Witt_001.jpg)
KT Tunstall
(http://www.betweenplanets.co.uk/Art/KT-Tunstall/KT-Tunstall.jpg)
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I'm really sorry to come to this so late.
And especially sorry to SOTR (for I know he hath a soft spot), but Professor Kathy Sykes
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41413000/jpg/_41413864_203kathylong.jpg)
really, really does it for me.
(I wish) ::-)
Brains, brains and more brains. I look forward to the day Kathy challenges me. :D
Nothing to do with her stunning looks, you understand. ;D
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Secret crushes are just that, secret! This is the stuff of hidden pain, longing for someone you just cannot have, but yet is so close.
Lusting after minor celebs is not the same.
Come on, let's have the painful stories.
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Then they won't be secret.
:P
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Kirst declared her love for me within minutes of joining The Old Place and although I have never met her I have to say the feeling's mutual.
:-*
And now I fear the time has come for me to admit to a bit of a crush on the sleazy looking Elvis-type singer bloke on the Burger King £1.99-er advert.
*gets coat*
And, I am secretly married to Owen Wilson, but don't tell anyone because I don't need the press intrusion.
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I'm really sorry to come to this so late.
And especially sorry to SOTR (for I know he hath a soft spot), but Professor Kathy Sykes
Oooohhhh.... Professor Kathy..... :P
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Sorry, but those of you with crushes on cartoon characters clearly need urgent help.
Including Elastigirl? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elastigirl)
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My friend's mum loved Ulysses
(http://www.hentaistash.co.uk/ulysses.jpg)
I would fight Rogerzilla and his mother - and win - for Harrison Ford, but only in the Han Solo-Indiana Jones years, not as he is now. I'm also very partial to Connery-as-Bond, Morten Harket, Christopher Eccleston, Jimmy Nail, Eric Cantona, Alan Rickman, Liam Neeson, George Michael ...
and Wowbagger.
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And there's also Leela (http://www.buddytv.com/articles/futurama/image/turanga-leela.jpg)
I cover all aspects of the spectrum, I do.
From someone with a doctorate to an animated cartoon.
Time to go, methinks. :D
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Not Leela from Doctor Who?
(http://www.geocities.com/hollywood/lot/9501/leela2.jpg)
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Not Leela from Doctor Who?
Nah!
Too many eyes. :D
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I'm also very partial to [...] Jimmy Nail
(Boggles)
I've seen Jimmy Nail up close (on stage at the Hammy Odeon with Gary Moore :sick:)
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Jimmy Nail's face looks as if it's been set on fire and put out with a shovel ;D
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Jimmy Nail's face looks as if it's been set on fire and put out with a shovel ;D
Twice
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Last time I saw a face like his, it was hanging out of a poacher's pocket.
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I know, but somehow it works. The accent helps as well.
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Good God, girl. How? Because it takes so much concentration to figure out what he is saying that you forget how he looks?
Honestly don't understand. Now, Timothy Spall...
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It's my crush and I don't have to defend it to the likes of you! *flounces out* :P
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Sorry, but those of you with crushes on cartoon characters clearly need urgent help.
Including Elastigirl? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elastigirl)
I felt a secret crush coming over just reading the list of voice-over actresses...
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It's my crush and I don't have to defend it to the likes of you! *flounces out* :P
Fair point, well made :-*
If you want to pick holes in my logic, why is it I fail to see the attraction of Jimmy Nail, but haven't batted an eyelid at cartoon characters?
There was something about "Cities of Gold" in my childhood...
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Sorry, but those of you with crushes on cartoon characters clearly need urgent help.
Including Elastigirl? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elastigirl)
Elasitgirl? No! Violet! (http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/11/10/violet3.jpg)
Uh - and while we're on,
Mechanic Audrey Rocio Ramirez (http://noble-scarlet.net/atlantis/audrey.html)
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Neil Nunes, the Jamaican continuity announcer on Radio 4. I have no idea what he looks like, but he can continuity announce all he likes into my ear with his gorgeous molasses voice.
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Neil Nunes, the Jamaican continuity announcer on Radio 4. I have no idea what he looks like, but he can continuity announce all he likes into my ear with his gorgeous molasses voice.
Oh - is that his name? Nice voice :)
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Imogen.
Stubbs, that is.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1280000/images/_1283371_trevor150c.jpg
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Nearly forgot
http://images.google.co.uk/images?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLG,GGLG:2008-13,GGLG:en&q=helena+bonham+carter&um=1
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The woman sitting across the aisle from me right now on the train. Every time she stands up I wish to bite her bum, skimpy knicks and all.
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The lady in the intensely blue cat-suit on the cover of last year's Thompson's Directory.
So much so that I've not thrown that directory out even though I've been sent a newer one.
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The lady in the intensely blue cat-suit on the cover of last year's Thompson's Directory.
So much so that I've not thrown that directory out even though I've been sent a newer one.
Oh yes!
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Joanna Lumley - even now. Knockout still at 60!
Katherine Jenkins. Perfection!
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For a lot of 1983 I was desperately distracted by a gorgeous lady wiggling her way around the grounds of a factory in sunny Tiverton. I pursued her in what I hoped was a casually manly manner.
But I think my thigh waders and helmet put her off...
In 1978 I worked for Marconi in , er crumbs, somewhere I can't even remember now, and used to manufacture desperate excuses to spend hours wandering the site trying to catch up with quite the foxiest girl that ever worked in any accounts department anywhere. Tight split skirts really do something to a teenage beasts hormones..
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oh help
I'm falling into the bottomles pit of 'memories of when I were a lad...'
Mindy from Mork and..
the girl from Northern Exposure.
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There was a young biology teacher named Mrs. Batts when I was in the sixth form whom I inadvertently knocked over when rushing round a corner. She went flying backwards and displayed a good deal (or not, as the case may be) of skimpy 1971 underwear, much to our mutual acute embarrassment. I was deeply apologetic - it had been entirely my fault - but she was very good about it. For the rest of my time in school, which was only a few months, every time we passed in a corridor we would exchange a smile and a blush.
Mrs. Batts: No running in the corridor thank you Mr Bagger. Now, go back and walk. I said walk. Go back up there and come down here slowly. Take your time.
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14 pages and no mention of Jessica Rabbit ::-)
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Nearly forgot
http://images.google.co.uk/images?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLG,GGLG:2008-13,GGLG:en&q=helena+bonham+carter&um=1
OK, who else clicked straight on the nudey one? :-[
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Nearly forgot
http://images.google.co.uk/images?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLG,GGLG:2008-13,GGLG:en&q=helena+bonham+carter&um=1
OK, who else clicked straight on the nudey one? :-[
Who fancied her more as a monkey in planet of the apes?
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the girl from Northern Exposure.
that'll be: http://www.janineturner.com/
Hey - what about The Doctor's daughter the other night, Georgia Moffett :thumbsup:
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Oh god, prompted by Imogen Stubbs I've just thought of another one....
Alan Rickman. :P
Think Truly, Madly, Deeply - not Severus Snape goddamit!
;D
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Anne Heche
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Vin Deisel
Phoarrrrr!
That is all I have to say on the matter!
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Jenny Scott; Daily Politics. Hmmmm.
Politics is never as interesting on Thursdays!
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Sherilyn Fenn (Audrey Horne in Twin Peaks)
(http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Twin_Peaks/audrey_horne_twin_peaks_image.jpg)
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Vin Deisel
Phoarrrrr!
That is all I have to say on the matter!
Oh yes please.
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I nearly forgot. When I was much younger I had a bit of a thing for Erin Grey (Wilma Deering in Buck Rogers).
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Sherilyn Fenn (Audrey Horne in Twin Peaks)
(http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Twin_Peaks/audrey_horne_twin_peaks_image.jpg)
:-* very nice indeed, almost dreamy.
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The real stuff 'aint anywhere as interesting because there's generally not pictures and arguments about whether someone IS fanciable. But....
I was a lanky, spotty, ugly, geeky kid with terrible hair and no confidence so had plenty time to develop and harbour crushes that would never, and could never, come to anything.
At primary school I once cried myself to sleep because Nicola Macintosh didn't fancy me. For a while she practically filled every pre-pubescent thought.
At secondary there were two objects of affection.
Joanne Kenyon was simply stunning. Very quiet. Much older boyfriend with a car. She once donated money to a sponsored thing I was doing and I kept the sponsorship form for a year because she'd written on it. I vaguely knew her brother (who ended up in prison for some rather unsavoury stuff, and about whom I once got a bottle smashed over my head in a bizarre case of 'sort of' mistaken identity).
But the ongoing one, through the whole of secondary, I can't even at the moment remember the name of (Louise Taylor rings a bell but just doesn't sound 'right'). Needless to say she was really part of the 'in' crowd, and we were house captains together in 6th year. Earlier than that (in third year I think) we were both on the same French exchange trip and she simply tormented me the whole trip (the one time I smoked was that trip because she'd offered me the fag).
I can still remember a trip to a castle somewhere near Besancon and I was sitting in one of the big windows and she leant over my legs to look out and my adolescent mind went wild as her already adequately formed breasts rested on my legs. That moment kept me going until I got my first girlfriend.
When I was 20.
Secret crushes are fecking painful in those circumstances!
EDIT: Lynne Reid was her name! Lousie Taylor was a crush at uni! We were great friends, until I asked her out. By email.
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The real stuff 'aint anywhere as interesting because there's generally not pictures and arguments about whether someone IS fanciable. But....
Told ya! ;D
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Joanne Whalley in Edge of Darkness.
What is it about laydeez in nurse's uniform? :P
edit.
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d55/shedbike/JW18.jpg)
That's from 'The Singing Detective' but you get the idea. PHHWWWOOOOOAAAAARRRR!!
J
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Lexa Doig aka Andromeda
(http://www.elsexodebil.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/254389lexa-doig-posters.jpg)
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My latest: Giles Coren, currently appearing on telly in the Supersizers Go... prog about diets through the ages. He makes me feel all trembly ;D
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Oooh! Oooooh! Just remembered - that guy in Stargate Atlantis with the dreadlocks. Nummy.
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Joanne Whalley in Edge of Darkness.
After you came up with that one, I had to go and watch Edge Of Darkness again, and spent much time moaning and muttering "nom nom nom".
LMM, you are bonkers in the nut. No matter what he may look like, Giles Coren is a tragic waste of blood.
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LMM, you are bonkers in the nut. No matter what he may look like, Giles Coren is a tragic waste of blood.
Don't care.
*tremble tremble*
;D
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can't bring myself to do real people or Heartrending True Stories of Unrequited Love, but for celebrities:
http://www.scifijapan.com/MaxHeadroom/mhdvdsfj09.jpg (http://www.scifijapan.com/MaxHeadroom/mhdvdsfj09.jpg)
(the lower one)
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and:
http://www.mojo4music.com/blog/mojo_honours_list_2006/Hynde%202-photo.jpg
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And how could I forget--Ulrika Boden, of the Swedish band Ranarim. But I'll be damned if I can find a decent picture of her online--all the pictures are unflattering.
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Linda Bellinghammmmmmm
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and:
http://www.mojo4music.com/blog/mojo_honours_list_2006/Hynde%202-photo.jpg
She's starting to look more and more like Keith Richards, if that's a true likeness...
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Linda Bellinghammmmmmm
You need to watch the TV spin-off film "Sweeney 2". The Oxo Mum shows us her dumplings.
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(http://www.dennisblackwell.com/modfab/hgb/keithhamiltoncobb1.jpg)
Keith Hamilton Cobb. Yum.
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I was a lanky, spotty, ugly, geeky kid with terrible hair and no confidence so had plenty time to develop and harbour crushes that would never, and could never, come to anything.
And look at you now--tall, confident, secretly ogled by at least one forum member, a proud member of the cycling community, in possession of a fine stable of bikes.
In short, you've squandered a fine heritage. You could have spent these last years cultivating your natural abilities, but no--you've spent all that energy "improving yourself" and "maturing." Feh.
Think of what you might have had--the rich array of unnerving public behaviors, the ever more complex and powerful odors as you developed into a fully awkward adulthood, the complete disconnection of self-image from reality, the truly transcendent social ineptitude.
Still, to each his own; in this day and age, it's best for the rest of us to accept and respect your lifestyle choices. But please--don't hate me for being what you might have been.
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I have developed a crush on the woman who has recorded the anouncements on Orange.
She sounds rather (well, there's no easy way to put this really) dirty.
Hoorah for free voicemail retrieval and hands free handsets, I say.
H
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I have developed a crush on the woman who has recorded the anouncements on Orange.
She sounds rather (well, there's no easy way to put this really) dirty.
Hoorah for free voicemail retrieval and hands free handsets, I say.
H
She is much nicer than the Vodaphone one, who is just too loud.
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There was a craze a couple of years ago for texting total filth to your own BT home phone number, just to hear Tom Baker talk dirty ;D
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If we are talking actresses then I've always had a bit of a pash for Irene Jacob and Juliet Stephenson,
http://images.google.co.uk/images?ndsp=20&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&q=irene+jacob&start=0&sa=N (http://images.google.co.uk/images?ndsp=20&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&q=irene+jacob&start=0&sa=N)
http://images.google.co.uk/images?ndsp=20&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&q=juliet+stephenson&start=0&sa=N (http://images.google.co.uk/images?ndsp=20&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&q=juliet+stephenson&start=0&sa=N)
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can't bring myself to do real people or Heartrending True Stories of Unrequited Love, but for celebrities:
http://www.scifijapan.com/MaxHeadroom/mhdvdsfj09.jpg (http://www.scifijapan.com/MaxHeadroom/mhdvdsfj09.jpg)
(the lower one)
Would this be a good time to admit to a 'little moment' when you see her run through the car park after the sprinklers are activated . . . ? (Max Headroom - 20 Minutes in the Future)
It's no good - I think I'm going to have to order some brown sauce! ::-)
J
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can't bring myself to do real people or Heartrending True Stories of Unrequited Love, but for celebrities:
http://www.scifijapan.com/MaxHeadroom/mhdvdsfj09.jpg (http://www.scifijapan.com/MaxHeadroom/mhdvdsfj09.jpg)
(the lower one)
Ooh yes, she was quite nice wasn't she? Amanda Pays?
Chrissie was nice too but getting a bit wrinkly now.....(but then aren't we all?)
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Harriet Wheeler from The Sundays - mainly because of her angelic voice.
ah, found a linky: Sirens of Song: Harriet Wheeler of the Sundays (http://www.sirensofsong.com/harriet.htm) :thumbsup:
I've concluded I don't just fancy her voice.
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Ooh yes, she was quite nice wasn't she? Amanda Pays?
Yes, and yes.
Chrissie was nice too but getting a bit wrinkly now
that's OK, the crush was a loooooong time ago
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Linda Bellinghammmmmmm
Me tooo.
...and some very confused mother/daughter fantasies once the Bisto family grew up. :demon:
You need to watch the TV spin-off film "Sweeney 2". The Oxo Mum shows us her dumplings.
Sweeney 1 actually (and one of the confessions of... films) ::-)
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I was watching Underworld last night and I was reminded of another secret crush:
Kate Beckinsale
Sensational as Ava Gardner in The Aviator too.
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You kept Kate secret? Tsk
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Keith Hamilton Cobb. Yum.
:o You're not wrong. I'd like to get my 50mm F1.4 on him! :D
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Myself and a number of lesbians I know harbour strange, troubling fantasies about Ruth kelly.
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OK, Olympics special...
Carolina Kluft and Kelly Sotherton.
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Photos!
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Judith Tonner who does the BBC Scotland weather the noo.
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Linda Bellinghammmmmmm
Me tooo.
...and some very confused mother/daughter fantasies once the Bisto family grew up. :demon:
You need to watch the TV spin-off film "Sweeney 2". The Oxo Mum shows us her dumplings.
Sweeney 1 actually (and one of the confessions of... films) ::-)
I saw her in a play called Strippers in Brum once and I got to see her monkey's brow too...
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(http://www.fumed.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/allison-stokke.jpg)
Allison Stokke - Pole Vaulter
*must resist the joke*
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Jessie The Yodelling Cowgirl from Toy Story 2.
Jessie (Toy Story) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessie_%28Toy_Story%29)
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Alana from The Girl From Tomorrow (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Girl_from_Tomorrow)
(http://watchallyoucan.com/movie_poster/_The_Girl_From_Tomorrow_Future_Shock_Season_1_Episode_1_-1992.jpg)
In my defence, I was 12 at the time.
When I eventually admitted this to barakta, it turned out that she'd had exactly the same secret crush. :D
More recently, less secret and altogether far more sensible, Jem Stansfield (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jem_Stansfield) of pretty much every cool science TV programme in recent history (seriously, if he's not actually on screen, he's probably in the credits under Mad Welding Consultant or similar). It's well documented that I have a bit of a thing for cuddly geeks...
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I used to belong to the unofficial 'drool over Jenny Agutter' club but now, I quite fancy almost any woman over 45 that works as a political reporter for ITV and BBC with particular lust-preference to Daisy McAndrew.
ITV News political correspondent Daisy McAndrew named economics editor | Media | guardian.co.uk (http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/jun/06/itv.tvnews)
Any woman with a smile like that and I'm at her absolute command!! ;D
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When I was 16/17 Harriet Wheeler, partly because of the red hair, partly because of her voice on Reading, Writing and Arithmetic. I went to see them at the T&C and it got cancelled because of her having a cold. By the time they rescheduled, I was going to raves, and blew out that gig to go to an Energy do, which in turn got cancelled (that story ends with me dancing onstage with Adamski and Orbital in front of 21000 people)
Around the same time, Miki Berenyi. I stole her songlist off her mic in Brighton, then saw her soon after at a "secret" Ultra Vivid Scene gig and she said hello (being 6'2 with half a foot of pillarbox red hair in a spike can get you recognised, I guess).Swoon.
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:19DSQZu6djHpGM:http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/1527/mikisp8.jpg&t=1)
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Ah yes, Miki from Lush, she was well... lush. I didn't realise she was 6'2" though. ;)
From a similar era... whatever happened to Sonya Aurora-Madan?
I saw Suzanne Vega on BBC4 last night, and I thought - some women I fancy never mind how old they get (see: Kirsty Wark etc)
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I saw Suzanne Vega on BBC4 last night, and I thought - some women I fancy never mind how old they get (see: Kirsty Wark etc)
I know what you mean...... mrs. jogler springs to mind but it's not a secret :)
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I've always had a bit of a thing for Prunella Scales. Which considering the age difference, is very very wrong.
Also, really inappropriate crushes on Sandi Toksvig and Sue Perkins. ::-)
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Who saw Felicity Kendal on Strictly last night and thought, "She's 64, but..."
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Mrs. Batts, a very athletic young Biology teacher when I was in the sixth form. I had long since given up biology as an academic subject, but when I inadvertently knocked her over in a manner to give me an unrestricted, if brief, view of her stocking-tops and none-too-voluminous knickers, from that point on whenever we met in the corridor she invariably blushed and smiled. It was most becoming.
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Mrs. Batts, a very athletic young Biology teacher when I was in the sixth form. I had long since given up biology as an academic subject, but when I inadvertently knocked her over in a manner to give me an unrestricted, if brief, view of her stocking-tops and none-too-voluminous knickers, from that point on whenever we met in the corridor she invariably blushed and smiled. It was most becoming.
And, moreover, you knew that a biology teacher knew what to do and how to do it.
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Mrs. Batts, a very athletic young Biology teacher when I was in the sixth form. I had long since given up biology as an academic subject, but when I inadvertently knocked her over in a manner to give me an unrestricted, if brief, view of her stocking-tops and none-too-voluminous knickers, from that point on whenever we met in the corridor she invariably blushed and smiled. It was most becoming.
And, moreover, you knew that a biology teacher knew what to do and how to do it.
I also met her husband, who was a vet and came to operate on a neighbour's dog one cold winter's day. He recognised my sixth form scarf.
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When I was 15, my Biology teacher had sex with me in a cupboard at the back of the classroom after school.
My arse hurt for weeks afterwards.
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Dot Allison.
Saw her a few times on TOTP, live at (I think) one of the V festivals and then live with Massive Attack.
She did the Liz Frazer bits of Mezzanine. I don't think that LF would have been better (and I've seen LF live with Massive Attack). Praise doesn't get any higher than that IMO.
YouTube
- Massive Attack - Group Four (Live @ Pinkpop Festival Part 2)
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnHiwaac2io)
Then I came (Fnarr, fnarr) across this "video":-
YouTube
- Dot Allison - We're Only Science - Live at Benicassim 2002
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKRFfOAuV-Y&feature=more_related)
"Blissed out ;)", looks gorgeous and not too young for me*. It doesn't get any better than that does it ?
* Yes, yes, too cool.
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Tori Amos.
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Tori Amos.
Beavis and Butt-Head hit the nail on the head there.
It would be really cool to have Tori Amos as your girlfriend, but you know that one day you'd wake up and she'd be standing over you with an axe.
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20 years ago this vid got me through months of living in a bunker:
YouTube
- Broadcast Yourself.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lwthVtaocc)
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The backing singer to Thomas Dolby's Hyperactiv (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zelVvrgcK_g)e, which I have discovered in the Internet Age to be Adele Berte.
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Mrs. Batts, a very athletic young Biology teacher when I was in the sixth form. I had long since given up biology as an academic subject, but when I inadvertently knocked her over in a manner to give me an unrestricted, if brief, view of her stocking-tops and none-too-voluminous knickers, from that point on whenever we met in the corridor she invariably blushed and smiled. It was most becoming.
It clearly did have an impact on you, as you're repeating yourself (http://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=2410.msg36733#msg36733)! ;)
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Mrs. Batts, a very athletic young Biology teacher when I was in the sixth form. I had long since given up biology as an academic subject, but when I inadvertently knocked her over in a manner to give me an unrestricted, if brief, view of her stocking-tops and none-too-voluminous knickers, from that point on whenever we met in the corridor she invariably blushed and smiled. It was most becoming.
It clearly did have an impact on you, as you're repeating yourself (http://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=2410.msg36733#msg36733)! ;)
Did it last longer the second time?
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Our biology teacher was memorable for announcing in class that 'some women like monkeys'. Can't remember what else she taught us.
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Mrs. Batts, a very athletic young Biology teacher when I was in the sixth form. I had long since given up biology as an academic subject, but when I inadvertently knocked her over in a manner to give me an unrestricted, if brief, view of her stocking-tops and none-too-voluminous knickers, from that point on whenever we met in the corridor she invariably blushed and smiled. It was most becoming.
It clearly did have an impact on you, as you're repeating yourself (http://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=2410.msg36733#msg36733)! ;)
Did I ever tell you about the crush I had on or biology teacher? Just after the first world war, it was, just as the bromide was beginning to wear off.
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Our biology teacher was memorable for announcing in class that 'some women like monkeys'. Can't remember what else she taught us.
Well, they're easier to train than men.
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Our biology teacher was memorable for announcing in class that 'some women like monkeys'. Can't remember what else she taught us.
Well, they're easier to train than men.
Ape-like, they are, and simian
And not like normal men and wimian.
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The backing singer to Thomas Dolby's Hyperactiv (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zelVvrgcK_g)e, which I have discovered in the Internet Age to be Adele Berte.
Is that Thomas Dolby, or a blond Miliband we don't know about yet? :o
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Mrs. Batts, a very athletic young Biology teacher when I was in the sixth form. I had long since given up biology as an academic subject, but when I inadvertently knocked her over in a manner to give me an unrestricted, if brief, view of her stocking-tops and none-too-voluminous knickers, from that point on whenever we met in the corridor she invariably blushed and smiled. It was most becoming.
And, moreover, you knew that a biology teacher knew what to do and how to do it.
I also met her husband, who was a vet and came to operate on a neighbour's dog one cold winter's day. He recognised my sixth form scarf.
Oh damn, you left it on the bed post the week before?
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Ape-like, they are, and simian
And not like normal men and wimian.
Serves them right for learning to play the piano.
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blakes seven
The 'federation' had some soldiers who seemed semi-cyborg, clad in black leather with shiny black plastic/vinyl bits replacing chunks of damaged flesh, including face, arms parts.
There was one of these, a female soldier that really did things for me. I was very disappointed when she ceased appearing in the series.
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The PVC clad female storm troopers (led by Diana Dors) in ‘The Worm That Turned’ in the Two Ronnies. There seems to have been a lot of kink around when I was growing up, what with Flash Gordon, Doctor Who, Blake’s Seven and suchlike.
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I have always and will always be totally in LURV with Susan George. I remember when, aged maybe 16, I saw an old movie shot of her and the other stuff had a photo' of her wearing a mans shirt and not much else. It wasn't in any way lewd or vulgar but I Falled in Love!
Photos of Susan George (http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1264818176/nm0001265)
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The PVC clad female storm troopers (led by Diana Dors) in ‘The Worm That Turned’ in the Two Ronnies. There seems to have been a lot of kink around when I was growing up, what with Flash Gordon, Doctor Who, Blake’s Seven and suchlike.
Gosh, I remember that! Wow, a real blast from the past....
YouTube
- The Worm That Turned
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndgGM5GEoAI)
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Blakes Seven - Servalan - Supreme Commander - that haircut!! :P Cold Shower alert!!!! O:-)
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Had a bit of a thing for Michael Praed in Robin of Sherwood (on the right here):
(http://www.chm.michael-praed.org/images/chmrs2w.jpg)
Image taken from the most amusing 'Chest Hair Moments' website...
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I have a thing for Nigella atm.
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Had a bit of a thing for Michael Praed in Robin of Sherwood (on the right here):
Oh yes, me too.
(http://www.chm.michael-praed.org/images/chmrs2w.jpg)
And now I remember why.
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I bought the DVD set and a friend and I had a very enjoyable few weeks watching it. Each series Mr Praed's tunic was more and more undone so you could see more and more chest. I also got a Dutch friend addicted to it so she had to buy the DVDs too. Jason Connery was such a disappointment though!
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When I was a wee lad, I had a crush on Janice from the Electric Mayhem band on the Muppet Show. I have been keen on female guitarists ever since (Mmm, Chrissie Hynde...)
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*thread necromancy, because not worth a new thread*
Step aside, Prof. Alice Roberts. Hellooooooo Dr. Hannah Fry.
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*thread necromancy, because not worth a new thread*
Step aside, Prof. Alice Roberts. Hellooooooo Dr. Hannah Fry.
Oh yes. Even Especially on the radio. Hello.
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Nah. Prof. Kate Williams is the thinking man's hot stuff these days. Serious intellectual stuff, great sense of humour*, sexy voice and more...
I was bored to death by history at school but I could listen to Kate all day long.
* She does a radio slot with Frank Skinner and is awesome.
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Anybody would be awesome, put next to Frank Skinner...
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Dr Suzannah Lipscomb is the current favourite. Bit of an annoyingly posh voice, but no bloke actually listens to what she's saying.
(http://suzannahlipscomb.com/wp-content/uploads/large_size_1024x576.jpg)
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Pam Dawber
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=doris+day&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjYvoGQkcPMAhWCIMAKHdqmDUAQ_AUIBygB&biw=320&bih=484&dpr=1.5#tbm=isch&q=pam+dawber+mork+and+mindy&imgrc=RozwndV134e94M%3A
RAWR!
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Dr Suzannah Lipscomb is the current favourite. Bit of an annoyingly posh voice, but no bloke actually listens to what she's saying.
(http://suzannahlipscomb.com/wp-content/uploads/large_size_1024x576.jpg)
On yer bike, sonny, I saw her first (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=70466.msg1935159#msg1935159).
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Mind you, based on that photo, she knows it.
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Hellooooooo Dr. Hannah Fry.
I saw her give a lecture at the RI a couple of years ago; she's frikkin' *awesome*.
Dr Suzannah Lipscomb is the current favourite. Bit of an annoyingly posh voice, but no bloke actually listens to what she's saying.
In my experience, quite a lot of blokes aren't complete arseholes.
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I learned much of interest about witches, and just how much of a dick King James VI/I was, from Dr Lipscomb's series last year. The hair is secondary. Just as it is with Rebekah Brooks, while we're on the subject of witches.
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Hellooooooo Dr. Hannah Fry.
I saw her give a lecture at the RI a couple of years ago; she's frikkin' *awesome*.
that name didnt ring any bells, but I now realise that we saw a bit of her prog about the mechanics/maths of dating last week. She was cool (and cute).
The first suggested google search is "dr hannah fry age". ::-) Oh well.
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Has anyone mentioned this lovely lady?
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQLIbFP00MKuQwebMiSw6BqYHOPf6xsHPsP1KEujuRuUu_lB2Kq)
+1 and then some
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This thread made me google Wendy James...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r26krlXFmOI
ahh 1989. Probably better the first time round :)
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Dr Suzannah Lipscomb is the current favourite. Bit of an annoyingly posh voice, but no bloke actually listens to what she's saying.
In my experience, quite a lot of blokes aren't complete arseholes.
Most of the news anchors she gets plonked in front of find it difficult to avoid getting distracted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_ahfHe1x44
There was a classic example on "The Daily Politics' the other week, where Michael Portillo got round the problem by simply not looking at her.
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The Irish girl on the Moonpig adverts. And I usually hate Irish accents.
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There was a classic example on "The Daily Politics' the other week, where Michael Portillo got round the problem by simply not looking at her.
I thought Michael Portillo got round the problem by virtue of batting for the other side. Or was that all in the past?
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There was a classic example on "The Daily Politics' the other week, where Michael Portillo got round the problem by simply not looking at her.
I thought Michael Portillo got round the problem by virtue of batting for the other side. Or was that all in the past?
He was, last time I looked, on the list of famous bisexuals.
Anyway, you know you're in trouble when you have a secret crush on Michael Portillo. (For the avoidance of doubt: Not me!)
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Dr Suzannah Lipscomb is the current favourite. Bit of an annoyingly posh voice, but no bloke actually listens to what she's saying.
(http://suzannahlipscomb.com/wp-content/uploads/large_size_1024x576.jpg)
History fans will no doubt be aware already that Dr Lipscomb's new series, Hidden Killers Of The Post War Home, starts on Wednesday. BBC4, 20:00.
According to this TV listings magazine she's a vegetarian chiz.
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Hidden Killers Of The Post War Home, starts on Wednesday. BBC4, 20:00.
Strewth. With that billing they probably *need* some totty to sell any tickets!
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Hidden Killers Of The Post War Home, starts on Wednesday. BBC4, 20:00.
Strewth. With that billing they probably *need* some totty to sell any tickets!
On iPlayer. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b03n2yxq)
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Hidden Killers Of The Post War Home, starts on Wednesday. BBC4, 20:00.
Strewth. With that billing they probably *need* some totty to sell any tickets!
From memory, it was written by Dr Lipscomb...
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And it was rubbish too.
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I say! Where has TV's Alice Baxter been hiding1 all my life?
1: BBC World Business Report and/or Russia, apparently
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<googles images>
Good grief - are you back on the booze Mr L?
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Florence in Death in Paradise.
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Whilst one certainly cannot deny the attractions of young Florence (desperately trying not to make any "boing!" Magic Roundabout references) it was her predecessor Camille, who I found utterly enchanting to the extent that I consider her to be possibly the most beautiful woman I've ever seen on TV. Her characterisation was brilliant, too.
It was not too much of a secret crush at home, Mrs W almost had to provide a dribble guard for me, for when I was watching her on Death in Paradise!
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Florence in Death in Paradise.
This. And Mrs Thomas in the Mog books. :-[
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Andrea Wulf
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Whilst one certainly cannot deny the attractions of young Florence (desperately trying not to make any "boing!" Magic Roundabout references) it was her predecessor Camille, who I found utterly enchanting ..
Well, yes. Is this not universally true?
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and:
http://www.mojo4music.com/blog/mojo_honours_list_2006/Hynde%202-photo.jpg
She's starting to look more and more like Keith Richards, if that's a true likeness...
Actually, lets add Keef to my list.
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The rabbit from the Cadburys Caramel advert:
https://youtu.be/EjQ5Yw72xtA
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Nurse Gladys Emmanuel
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Eve Myles.
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Janice from the Electric Mayhem band. Thought she was waaay cute, when I was a wee lad.
(https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/e/e5/Janice_m15.jpg)
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Anyone mentioned Judi Dench yet?
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Miss Hardun the stand in french teacher.
Nurse, bring the ice cold spoon!
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Cheri Lunghi & Zoe Wannamaker.
NURSE!!!!
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Nurse is busy.
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Oh yes. +1 for Zoe Wannamaker.
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Cheri Lunghi & Zoe Wannamaker.
NURSE!!!!
Zoe Wanna Slap Her? there's something odd about you
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Cheri Lunghi & Zoe Wannamaker.
NURSE!!!!
At the same time or independently?
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This nurse
(http://www.wallpaperup.com/uploads/wallpapers/2014/01/22/234672/c1b1445d8e40ca928e91eeab5a9a9b96.jpg)
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Cheri Lunghi & Zoe Wannamaker.
NURSE!!!!
At the same time or independently?
At the same time would be too much. But what a way to go...
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Cheri Lunghi & Zoe Wannamaker.
NURSE!!!!
At the same time or independently?
I'll risk it. If it kills them, it kills them...
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Dr Suzannah Lipscomb is the current favourite. Bit of an annoyingly posh voice, but no bloke actually listens to what she's saying.
In my experience, quite a lot of blokes aren't complete arseholes.
Most of the news anchors she gets plonked in front of find it difficult to avoid getting distracted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_ahfHe1x44
There was a classic example on "The Daily Politics' the other week, where Michael Portillo got round the problem by simply not looking at her.
Portillo? I didn't think there was any suspicion that he'd find the attractiveness of a woman distracting.
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Kim Yo-Jong is worryingly hot for a scion of a mad totalitarian regime.
(Insert joke about norks here)
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Jen from the IT Crowd
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Former speed skater Sarah Lindsay.
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Kim Yo-Jong is worryingly hot for a scion of a mad totalitarian regime.
(Insert joke about norks here)
Paging Hugh Dennis...
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If anyone's been watching Goblin Works Garage on Discovery/Quest...Helen Stanley :-*
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Dare I google Helen Stanley goblin?
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You do dare
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I think I might have to add Sophie Raworth to my list.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-43867390 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-43867390)
I love that she did this without a film crew and support team in tow.
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I think I might have to add Sophie Raworth to my list.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-43867390 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-43867390)
I love that she did this without a film crew and support team in tow.
She's been on my list for 20 years :P
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She's been on my list for 20 years :P
I seem to have a thing about newsreaders.
Sophie Rayworth!
Certainly almost 10...
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I think I'm in love with Mrs Michael Buble.
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YewTube has recommended unto me a Royal Institution lecture by Dr. Hannah Fry entitled "How to Get Lucky". I have not yet watched, but I am intrigued as to how it can take nearly one hour to say "Go ask my husband." ???
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Road runner, do you really think it’s appropriate to be posting Sarah‘a picture here? Do you have her consent?