Hacker: Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers. The
Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;
The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country;
The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country; the
Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country; the
Financial Times is read by people who own the country; the
Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country, and the
Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.
Sir Humphrey: Prime Minister, what about the people who read
The Sun?
Bernard: Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits.
