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mrcharly-YHT

"Hunt a banker"
« on: 05 March, 2009, 02:00:15 pm »

The all-new TV reality contest.

Each week, a select group of contestants will participate in the fastest, most exciting TV reality show yet. Ten bankers will be released into the wilds of a capital city. If they get to the city limits, then they are granted their freedom. Well, at least until next week, heh, heh.

The rights to 'hunt a banker' will be auctioned off, with 3 places reserved for lucky participants drawn from the previous show's studio audience. A maximum of 10 hunters will be allowed, with a restriction on firearms; no AK47s or rpgs allowed, folks!

The most successful hunter will progress to the next round, cumulating in a grand finale, 'Hunt a bank CEO'. The winning hunter gets to keep the banker's pension.

'Hunt a banker', coming soon to *your* city.
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Zoidburg

Re: "Hunt a banker"
« Reply #1 on: 05 March, 2009, 02:06:22 pm »
To make it more intresting I say you have ten bankers who are armed and dumped in the middle of nowhere, preferebly dense temperate rain forest.

The lucky contestant is armed with just a girt big survival knife and a bow

It makes for better viewing because the bankers get picked off one at a time by the contestant - everyone roots for the underdog after all...

First Blood with bankers :thumbsup:
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Chris N

Re: "Hunt a banker"
« Reply #2 on: 05 March, 2009, 02:27:56 pm »
Battle Royale Bank of Scotland? :thumbsup:
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Charlotte

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Re: "Hunt a banker"
« Reply #3 on: 05 March, 2009, 02:32:29 pm »
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Zoidburg

Re: "Hunt a banker"
« Reply #4 on: 05 March, 2009, 02:34:40 pm »
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mrcharly-YHT

Re: "Hunt a banker"
« Reply #5 on: 05 March, 2009, 03:23:17 pm »
Quote from: Zoidburg on 05 March, 2009, 02:06:22 pm
To make it more intresting I say you have ten bankers who are armed and dumped in the middle of nowhere, preferebly dense temperate rain forest.

To make it more intresting I say you have ten bankers who are armed and dumped in the middle of nowhere, preferebly dense temperate Swindon.

Spot prizes for locals who 'score a banker'.
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Valiant

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Re: "Hunt a banker"
« Reply #6 on: 05 March, 2009, 03:24:50 pm »
I have a meeting soon with some C4 execs, can I suggest it? ;)
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andygates

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Re: "Hunt a banker"
« Reply #7 on: 05 March, 2009, 03:26:37 pm »
Ten Bankers: One Bonus.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: "Hunt a banker"
« Reply #8 on: 05 March, 2009, 03:49:32 pm »
And there was me about to post my new unreality TV concept:

Celebrity Bear Island: nine or a dozen squealing members of the red-top foddocracy are parachuted into the interior of Kodiak Island.  The winner is the one who, after a week, has the most limbs.

Bah or, possibly, Barr!
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Rhys W

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Re: "Hunt a banker"
« Reply #9 on: 05 March, 2009, 03:51:56 pm »
You may jest, but recall that a programme called Celebrity Shark Bait was made and transmitted.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: "Hunt a banker"
« Reply #10 on: 05 March, 2009, 03:58:42 pm »
Quote from: Rhys W on 05 March, 2009, 03:51:56 pm
You may jest, but recall that a programme called Celebrity Shark Bait was made and transmitted.

(Googles)

Yebbut they had cages.  Where's the fun in that?
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andygates

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Re: "Hunt a banker"
« Reply #11 on: 05 March, 2009, 04:09:55 pm »
Put banker in cage.

Put shark in cage.

Fun. :thumbsup:
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Zoidburg

Re: "Hunt a banker"
« Reply #12 on: 05 March, 2009, 06:32:56 pm »
Quote from: andygates on 05 March, 2009, 04:09:55 pm
Put banker in cage.

Put shark in cage.

Fun. :thumbsup:
Sharks with frikin lazer beams?
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andygates

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Re: "Hunt a banker"
« Reply #13 on: 05 March, 2009, 07:07:15 pm »
That's high production costs in These Troubled Times [tm]
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