Author Topic: Little Eye On The Provinces  (Read 106512 times)

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1725 on: April 30, 2018, 04:18:00 pm »
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Bath woman’s Pavlova plans ruined after Waitrose strawberries go mouldy
https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/bath-womans-pavlova-plans-ruined-1475899

Worth reading just for the argument in the comments section below
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Kim

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1726 on: May 02, 2018, 02:40:55 pm »
Those helpful people over at reddit have been compiling a record of the antics of the colonial evolutionary-throwback-cum-crap-superhero known as 'Florida Man': https://www.reddit.com/r/FloridaMan/

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1727 on: May 02, 2018, 02:57:49 pm »
And there was I thinking that Florida Man was a reference to The Perambulating Orange Toupee stand
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spesh

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1728 on: May 22, 2018, 12:44:00 am »
Let him among us who has not got utterly mashed and then stopped by the peelers partway through filling a hotel bath with potatoes cast the first spud - sorry, I mean stone...  :D

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A man found filling his hotel bath with potatoes went on a “bizarre” five-day drug binge with his friends.

James Johnson, 30, was caught by officers wearing a woman’s bra over his shirt and carrying a bag of spuds as he entered the Travelodge in Eastleigh.

His room was searched and an assortment of drugs, including ecstasy, 5-MAPB - similar to MDMA - and psychedelic substance 2CB were found as well as the tub full of potatoes.

When queried by baffled Judge Peter Henry at Southampton Crown Court as to why he had done it, he was told that “it felt like the right thing to do at the time”.

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/16238593.Man_wears_bra_and_fills_hotel_bath_full_of_potatoes_during___39_bizarre__39__binge/
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1729 on: May 22, 2018, 11:51:13 am »
When they refer to "a woman's bra" do they mean a bra belonging to a specific woman, or merely wish to emphasise that it wasn't a man-bra?
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1730 on: May 22, 2018, 11:56:11 am »
How long has filling a hotel bath with potatoes been illegal?
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Jaded

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1731 on: May 22, 2018, 12:05:05 pm »
I think it goes back to the time of The Peelers.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1732 on: May 22, 2018, 01:10:28 pm »
Earlier than that - since the first King Edward.

spesh

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1733 on: May 22, 2018, 04:33:13 pm »
By YACF punning standards, this is a bit of a half-baked effort - have you all had your chips already, or is this sort of thing really gratin these days?

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1734 on: May 22, 2018, 06:54:56 pm »
To be fair, he was Smashed at the time.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1735 on: May 23, 2018, 12:31:58 pm »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-44209773
This made me laugh:
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"I don't know Cheltenham very well at all. I was born in Gloucester," she said.

hellymedic

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1736 on: May 23, 2018, 08:55:07 pm »
Reunited now.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-44222054

Bit concerned they're too scatty to be safe on the roads.

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1737 on: May 24, 2018, 07:51:57 am »
Reunited now.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-44222054

Bit concerned they're too scatty to be safe on the roads.
ditto
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hellymedic

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #1738 on: May 24, 2018, 01:32:30 pm »
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