Author Topic: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread  (Read 17231 times)

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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #125 on: 01 December, 2017, 01:33:18 pm »
Has Noddy Holder said it is yet? Until then I'm holding fire.

He's been saying it in shopping centres since mid October
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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #126 on: 01 December, 2017, 01:47:38 pm »
Chez Cudzow, we've consumed an Advent calendar's worth of chocolate and the equivalent of a mince pie each already. And it's not even December yet. (Mrs Cudzo doesn't really like mince pies, and after eating two for her, I've decided I don't either. Burp!)

Mrs A put the decorations up yesterday.  After changing the page on the calendar to December.  Still, it did snow.





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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #127 on: 01 December, 2017, 02:12:53 pm »
Today is the Nut Mine's Crimbo Lunch and later this evening it's the Night Out.
So our lunchtime ride was themed:


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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #128 on: 01 December, 2017, 02:22:36 pm »
No mince pies in the supermarket yesterday.

As far as I'm concerned they can sell mince pies all year round.
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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #129 on: 01 December, 2017, 03:03:29 pm »
I'm under instructions to find and test all the Xmas lights while Mrs B is at work today.
In the olden days, this would be a hell of a palaver.  Plug in lights - nothing.  Find non working bulb and replace - still nothing - find further non working bulb - search through Xmas tat box for further replacement - find scores of bulbs each with a different fitting.  Still nothing. - test fuse in plug - nothing - start working through the bulb holders to see if one is faulty.  At this point the string of lights inexplicably light up.  Dry connection.  >:(
Bugger it. That will do.  Remember last year was also ' put lights on tree then fiddle about with them until they work'.  Remember to tell Mrs B to always switch them off if going out.

These days it's just pull several strings of led out of the crimbo tat box.  And of course they just work.  That is one Xmas tradition that I'm happy to leave behind.
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #130 on: 01 December, 2017, 05:49:23 pm »

Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #131 on: 01 December, 2017, 07:00:39 pm »
WINTER HAS COME.  ;D  Should be 12 days of Christmas not a whole month of it though  ::-)
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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #132 on: 01 December, 2017, 07:30:49 pm »
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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #133 on: 01 December, 2017, 08:38:18 pm »
It's time for gin-vent.

And beer-vent.

It's what Jesus would have wanted.

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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #134 on: 01 December, 2017, 08:47:59 pm »
WINTER HAS COME.  ;D  Should be 12 days of Christmas not a whole month of it though  ::-)

But remember, the "12 days of Christmas" start from Christmas itself, and are not a run-up to the event.
;D  Andrij.  I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT   :thumbsup:

Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #135 on: 01 December, 2017, 09:07:26 pm »
It's time for gin-vent.

And beer-vent.

It's what Jesus would have wanted.

Jesus? Jesus who?
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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #136 on: 01 December, 2017, 09:47:24 pm »
Could someone PM me when it's all over?
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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #137 on: 02 December, 2017, 07:46:44 pm »
Since it is now just 19 days to a worthwhile seasonal celebration where the hell is our cdc top left?
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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #138 on: 03 December, 2017, 05:52:15 pm »
Has Noddy Holder said it is yet? Until then I'm holding fire.

Last year I set  personal best; I didn't hear Slade's antidote to music untit Christmas Eve!