Caption it #1783

[Jaded]

[delthebike]

Getting all your ducks in a row.

[woollypigs]

Not a caption but a pet hate, all rubber duck as of late are crap. All like in the photo fall over and have a snooze.

[Jaded]

"Wake up you horrible little ducks!"

[T42]

"Number 66, are you in trouble?"

[clarion]

Not a caption but a pet hate, all rubber duck as of late are crap. All like in the photo fall over and have a snooze.

Flat bottoms.  That's the problem.  Older rubber ducks are curved underneath, but it's easier and cheaper to make them flat. 

And they fall over

[clarion]

Coach wasn't impressed with the GB Olympic Swimming Team

[Mr Larrington]

Flat-bottomed ducks, you make the rocking world go round?

[Bledlow]

Not a caption but a pet hate, all rubber duck as of late are crap. All like in the photo fall over and have a snooze.

Flat bottoms.  That's the problem.  Older rubber ducks are curved underneath, but it's easier and cheaper to make them flat. 

And they fall over

Ah, but they sit in a row on a flat surface much better than round-bottomed ducks.

[Wowbagger]

"Number 69! Which way up are you supposed to be!"

Not a caption: I witnessed* a cricket match once in which a certain Mr. Boycott had been occupying a crease for quite some time without achieving very much. It had been a particularly slow morning and one bored onlooker in the crowd shouted "Come in number 1! Your time is up!" The very next delivery Boycott was out and the crowd was very amused.

*Can't recall whether I was there in person or whether the match was televisualised.

[Peter]

Presumably not for a duck?