Shithole Airport, this is starting to feel personal.
February: I have a short but perfectly achievable transfer time of 50 minutes. Perfectly achievable if you hadn't a) closed the air bridge and sent us down to a bus b) taken that bus twice round the entire country before dropping us at the furthest gate possible and c) closing the transfer stairs so that I had to exit through customs to land side and then back through to air side again. I'll put the bag inspection coming back through screening to random bad luck. Flight missed costing 4 hours off my rotation break waiting for the next flight. I only had to get from D18 to D6 ffs but went via A11. I'll add a side order of fuck you KLM to this one as the ticket said the gate closes 15 minutes before departure, when I rocked up 14 minutes before departure it was obvious the gate had long since shut.
April: You jibbled the incoming flight landing slot back by 20 minutes and with only 30 minutes transfer the system won't allow the booking. Naturally I was on this occasion allowed to stroll up the air bridge and watch the flight I wasn't booked on leave. 4 hours sitting in your crappy airport again.
May: 30 minute transfer so no booking again. Just to rub it in you let us land 10 minutes early. I even had time to get to the KLM desk and fruitlessly beg for re-ticketing on the early flight before watching it leave and sitting around to wait 4 hours for the later flight.
Today: Flight time re-set so booking made on the early flight. Sure enough you tried the February trick again. Air bridge shut - check. Bus trip twice round the polder - check. But you forgot to close the transfer stairs! Ha ha and fuck you sideways. Even the 'random' bag inspection wasn't enough to make me miss the flight. Home for lunch instead of late afternoon