Author Topic: What Drivers Get Up To  (Read 3313 times)

Andrij

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What Drivers Get Up To
« on: 24 March, 2009, 01:57:42 pm »
Here's an interesting article from the US on what drivers are doing behind the wheel - other than driving, that is.  ::-) :'(
;D  Andrij.  I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT   :thumbsup:

clarion

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Re: What Drivers Get Up To
« Reply #1 on: 24 March, 2009, 02:04:00 pm »
The truly terrifying thing is that none of it surprises me... :(
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Tourist Tony

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Re: What Drivers Get Up To
« Reply #2 on: 25 March, 2009, 09:13:08 am »
Whereas it fails to register with them that there is anything wrong.
Yesterday I was about to set off through my green light when I realised that there were three cars still coming from the side road, despite it obviously being red there. I arrived at the next (red) lights, where there is an ASL, and went round the outside of the last of the RLJers, who was halfway into the ASL. Cue abuse about queue jumping.....

Bloody cyclists...

Re: What Drivers Get Up To
« Reply #3 on: 25 March, 2009, 09:21:02 am »
I've told the story before, but a couple of years ago I came up behind a car driving erratically and slowly along a country road.  I pulled level to have a word - I could see that the driver was smoking with one hand and had just answered his phone with the other - to find that in the passenger seat was an ingeniously rigged TV/VCR, pointed at the driver.  Upon which was playing a low-quality porn video. 

Zipperhead

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Re: What Drivers Get Up To
« Reply #4 on: 25 March, 2009, 04:50:55 pm »
You were lucky that he'd just answered the phone - otherwise he would probably have been having a hand shandy and you might have got one in the eye as you pulled alongside.
Won't somebody think of the hamsters!

Re: What Drivers Get Up To
« Reply #5 on: 25 March, 2009, 09:20:49 pm »
I've told the story before, but a couple of years ago I came up behind a car driving erratically and slowly along a country road.  I pulled level to have a word - I could see that the driver was smoking with one hand and had just answered his phone with the other - to find that in the passenger seat was an ingeniously rigged TV/VCR, pointed at the driver.  Upon which was playing a low-quality porn video. 

WTF! that's unbelievable.

Even 2 years ago he should have a portable DVD player or laptop.

I was riding home yesterday when I heard a car close to my rear wheel, looked round & there was a short fat chav driving a 20 year old Jag. I wa doing 20-25mph, the road was narrow & I was coming up to a junction. I turned right & just as he was about to do the same, a car appeared from the left so he had to wait, then 3 more from the right. By this time I was turning left into a very short, narrow side road.

Cav must have gunned it as he caught up with me by this time & tried to overtake me but was thwarted by a parked car on the opposite side of the road just as he got along side me. by this point, I had reached a very steep hill so let him pass.

If he tries that again, I'll key his Jag!

Wowbagger

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Re: What Drivers Get Up To
« Reply #6 on: 25 March, 2009, 09:39:18 pm »
Reading about your Jag encounter reminds me of an amusing event a couple of Sundays ago.

Mrs. Wow and I were riding the tandem across this bridge. 30 years ago, it was the A130 but has twice been upgraded. It is the lowest bridging point of the River Crouch and is now single carriageway, with priority for north-bound traffic.

We were heading north so had priority. At the front of the southbound queue was a smartly-dressed middle-aged man and a female front-seat passenger in a fairly new Jag. We had reached about half-way across the bridge and something, I believe a gene which tells him that under no circumstances is he to behave courteously to a cyclist, persuaded him that it would be a good idea to drive onto the bridge.

We maintained primary until he, and we, were forced to stop, almost eyeball-to-eyeball. What made it more amusing was that a couple of cars had followed him onto the bridge and a queue of traffic had followed us onto the bridge.

There was enough room, just, for us to manoeuvre around him and go on our way. His window was down, and I couldn't resist the temptation to say to him "You were supposed to give way there, mate!" I rather regret now not videoing the untangling process.
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Re: What Drivers Get Up To
« Reply #7 on: 26 March, 2009, 10:35:47 am »
As I came up the last hill to Kingshill on the audax last wekend I noticed a car parked at the top, in a layby, with a man at the wheel.  Strange place to park I thought as I struggled nearer.  Then I noticed a second head pop into view, which he pushed back down.  As I cycled past the open window I could see his fat ed face staring into space and the head in his lap.  Sunday afternoon delight.

clarion

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Re: What Drivers Get Up To
« Reply #8 on: 26 March, 2009, 10:43:15 am »
Hope there were a lot of riders behind you going past ;D

But at least they were parked...
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Tourist Tony

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Re: What Drivers Get Up To
« Reply #9 on: 27 March, 2009, 10:27:31 pm »
Many years ago, I was one of a group of fifteen from a climbing club in a minibus on the way to Gogledd Cymru i mynd yn dringo.
We stopped in a lay by to change drivers and there was a parked car facing us, illuminated by our headlights. It took a few seconds to realise what was happening to the driver.....and then we cheered her on.

Mind you, we have done worse. When we used a coach, we never did pee stops. Don sit harness, walk to front of bus. Clip in. wait for door to open and lean out. After looking for open top sports car......

Re: What Drivers Get Up To
« Reply #10 on: 27 March, 2009, 10:56:05 pm »
I did a bit of car valeting in Italy a few years ago and the amount of toenail clippings hoovered up was surprising to say the least.