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Biff

Caption It #1259
« on: 01 March, 2013, 07:56:48 pm »
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meddyg

  • 'You'll have had your tea?'
Re: Caption It #1259
« Reply #1 on: 01 March, 2013, 10:05:03 pm »
Marketing a cool new computer game -
 'Solitaire!'
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Jon P

Re: Caption It #1259
« Reply #2 on: 01 March, 2013, 10:46:04 pm »
"Hand away from your nose, please - don't think I won't notice if you surreptitiously pick it."
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Bledlow

Re: Caption It #1259
« Reply #3 on: 01 March, 2013, 10:58:18 pm »
A solution which has completely failed to find a problem.
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"A woman on a bicycle has all the world before her where to choose; she can go where she will, no man hindering." The Type-Writer Girl, 1897

orienteer

Re: Caption It #1259
« Reply #4 on: 02 March, 2013, 11:36:56 am »
Keep taking the tablets!
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Jaded

  • The Codfather
  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: Caption It #1259
« Reply #5 on: 02 March, 2013, 11:55:55 am »
He flung his cards on the table and needed his winnings to buy replacements.
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It is simpler than it looks.

matthew

Re: Caption It #1259
« Reply #6 on: 02 March, 2013, 11:59:25 am »
Quote from: road-runner on 01 March, 2013, 08:59:37 pm
Not a caption: I am wincing at the thought of shuffling the pack and how it will scratch the screens.
I'm sure its not beyond the whit of man to program them to link such that you start the shuffle routine, first tablet randomly selects a card and communicates the list of remaining 51 cards to the second tablet which selects a card and comunicates the list of 50 cards to the third ... and so on until the final tablet is sent a list of one card to randomly choose from.
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Wowbagger

  • Stout dipper
    • Stuff mostly about weather
Re: Caption It #1259
« Reply #7 on: 02 March, 2013, 12:40:35 pm »
Snap!
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Jon P

Re: Caption It #1259
« Reply #8 on: 02 March, 2013, 09:38:34 pm »
Quote from: Jaded on 02 March, 2013, 11:55:55 am
He flung his cards on the table ...

... if he was a leper he would just have "thrown his hand in" ...
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teethgrinder

Re: Caption It #1259
« Reply #9 on: 05 March, 2013, 10:11:32 pm »
Does it play Mototrhead when you have the Ace of Spades?
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clarion

  • Tyke
Re: Caption It #1259
« Reply #10 on: 06 March, 2013, 11:48:02 am »
Dave Edmunds for the Queen of Hearts?
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jogler

  • mojo operandi
Re: Caption It #1259
« Reply #11 on: 06 March, 2013, 11:49:28 am »
Deck of Cards when switched on?
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clarion

  • Tyke
Re: Caption It #1259
« Reply #12 on: 06 March, 2013, 11:56:44 am »
I suppose Kate Bush's Full House would spoil the game rather.
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Regulator

  • That's Councillor Regulator to you...
Re: Caption It #1259
« Reply #13 on: 09 March, 2013, 09:25:49 am »
The only real use for an iPad.
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Dibdib

  • Fat'n'slow
Re: Caption It #1259
« Reply #14 on: 09 March, 2013, 10:55:57 am »
With the ongoing effects of inflation, burning £50 notes doesn't have the same effect it used to. Our Mate Dave, Gideon and their Bullingdon club chums have to find more and more inventive ways to really piss off tramps.
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