Mid-Essex Mid-Week Nocturnal Series

[Oscar's dad]

... Didn't see any morris dancers though!

Ah, that's because you haven't fully opened your mind, don't worry it will come.  Once you've been initiated (we'll do a join ceremony with JellyLegs) and spent a few more Wednesday evenings with us, you'll enter a mental state which allows you see to Morris dancers everywhere!

[Owen]

... Didn't see any morris dancers though!

Ah, that's because you haven't fully opened your mind, don't worry it will come.  Once you've been initiated (we'll do a join ceremony with JellyLegs) and spent a few more Wednesday evenings with us, you'll enter a mental state which allows you see to Morris dancers everywhere!

You'll enjoy the initiation ceremony 

[jiberjaber]

... Didn't see any morris dancers though!

Ah, that's because you haven't fully opened your mind, don't worry it will come.  Once you've been initiated (we'll do a join ceremony with JellyLegs) and spent a few more Wednesday evenings with us, you'll enter a mental state which allows you see to Morris dancers everywhere!

You'll enjoy the initiation ceremony 

Hopefully the Police won't be involved this time 

[Oscar's dad]

... Didn't see any morris dancers though!

Ah, that's because you haven't fully opened your mind, don't worry it will come.  Once you've been initiated (we'll do a join ceremony with JellyLegs) and spent a few more Wednesday evenings with us, you'll enter a mental state which allows you see to Morris dancers everywhere!

You'll enjoy the initiation ceremony 

Hopefully the Police won't be involved this time 

That was deeply regrettable     I hope Owen's foreskin has grown back by now 

[josser]

... Didn't see any morris dancers though!

Ah, that's because you haven't fully opened your mind, don't worry it will come.  Once you've been initiated (we'll do a join ceremony with JellyLegs) and spent a few more Wednesday evenings with us, you'll enter a mental state which allows you see to Morris dancers everywhere!

You'll enjoy the initiation ceremony 

Hopefully the Police won't be involved this time 

That was deeply regrettable     I hope Owen's foreskin has grown back by now 

Can we try a different seasoning with the next one, I’m not sure the Cajun rub went that well, though it was a little fresh.

[Oscar's dad]

... Didn't see any morris dancers though!

Ah, that's because you haven't fully opened your mind, don't worry it will come.  Once you've been initiated (we'll do a join ceremony with JellyLegs) and spent a few more Wednesday evenings with us, you'll enter a mental state which allows you see to Morris dancers everywhere!

You'll enjoy the initiation ceremony 

Hopefully the Police won't be involved this time 

That was deeply regrettable     I hope Owen's foreskin has grown back by now 

Can we try a different seasoning with the next one, I’m not sure the Cajun rub went that well, though it was a little fresh.

Noted.  But it did make his eyes water 

[JellyLegs]

... Didn't see any morris dancers though!

..you'll enter a mental state which allows you see to Morris dancers everywhere!

Isn’t that just a visit to every Essex Audaxers favourite location - Thaxted?

[psyclist]

Conditions are looking good for this Wednesday, so a venue with an option for outdoor seating would be good ... with a further option to retire inside, as needed.

How about The Rose and Crown, Great Waltham? Seems to tick most boxes, is central, and not too far for those LEL legends whose bodies have yet to return to their normal state.

[Oscar's dad]

Conditions are looking good for this Wednesday, so a venue with an option for outdoor seating would be good ... with a further option to retire inside, as needed.

How about The Rose and Crown, Great Waltham? Seems to tick most boxes, is central, and not too far for those LEL legends whose bodies have yet to return to their normal state.

 

[Snotty Gilbert]

Apparently, I probably had Covid after the LEL ride, the main symptom now is extreme fatigue, and sleeping 12+ hours a day and having to "paperboy" a wheelbarrow of horse poo up the field was a giveaway!

I think I'm recovered now so hopefully will join you all, but have this dire warning on visiting the Rose & Crown web site!

"JAZZ NIGHT - 4th WEDNESDAY OF EVERY MONTH - FROM 7.30pm"

Conditions are looking good for this Wednesday, so a venue with an option for outdoor seating would be good ... with a further option to retire inside, as needed.

How about The Rose and Crown, Great Waltham? Seems to tick most boxes, is central, and not too far for those LEL legends whose bodies have yet to return to their normal state.

[Oscar's dad]

Apparently, I probably had Covid after the LEL ride, the main symptom now is extreme fatigue, and sleeping 12+ hours a day and having to "paperboy" a wheelbarrow of horse poo up the field was a giveaway!

I think I'm recovered now so hopefully will join you all, but have this dire warning on visiting the Rose & Crown web site!

"JAZZ NIGHT - 4th WEDNESDAY OF EVERY MONTH - FROM 7.30pm"

Conditions are looking good for this Wednesday, so a venue with an option for outdoor seating would be good ... with a further option to retire inside, as needed.

How about The Rose and Crown, Great Waltham? Seems to tick most boxes, is central, and not too far for those LEL legends whose bodies have yet to return to their normal state.

Get well soon GS 

Jazz night    I wonder who the band is?  The Conversation Killers from the Chignalls pub which shut down and now I can't remember the name?

[psyclist]

Or we could do the Walnut Tree just around the corner from there.

[Oscar's dad]

Or we could do the Walnut Tree just around the corner from there.

 

[huggy]

Or we could do the Walnut Tree just around the corner from there.

The correct order of events is in fact The Walnut Tree, some pints and meeting new life long friends, on to the Rose & Crown, be dragged away before bodies become semi naked.
Then everything is downhill…..

[Tomsk]

Or we could do the Walnut Tree just around the corner from there.

 

Ditto: 

[Carlosfandango]

Or we could do the Walnut Tree just around the corner from there.

The correct order of events is in fact The Walnut Tree, some pints and meeting new life long friends, on to the Rose & Crown, be dragged away before bodies become semi naked.
Then everything is downhill…..

You mean OD will show us his tattoo again?

[Oscar's dad]

Or we could do the Walnut Tree just around the corner from there.

The correct order of events is in fact The Walnut Tree, some pints and meeting new life long friends, on to the Rose & Crown, be dragged away before bodies become semi naked.
Then everything is downhill…..

You mean OD will show us his tattoo again?

That would be childish.

[Oscar's dad]

Assuming we are going to the Walnut Tree, or indeed the Rose & Crown, Great Waltham, I have fettled THIS SUGGESTED ROUTE for the Witham Peloton.  I've ridden it before and really like to bit through Chelmsford and up to Broomfield.

[psyclist]

I've just sorted a mostly off-road route to the Walnut Tree. Off-road back too, which should be fun.

[Toby's Dad]

Sadly, given Westerly location, I am not out this week! Hope no-one falls over off-road.

[Nick]

Not out this week as in Cumbria. Have a great night!

[Oscar's dad]

Sadly, given Westerly location, I am not out this week! Hope no-one falls over off-road.

Huh?  Surely for you West is Best?

[psyclist]

Sadly, given Westerly location, I am not out this week! Hope no-one falls over off-road.

Huh?  Surely for you West is Best?

The other way of reading that is that Toby's Dad is not out this week, which makes him sad because it is a Western location.

[Oscar's dad]

Sadly, given Westerly location, I am not out this week! Hope no-one falls over off-road.

Huh?  Surely for you West is Best?

The other way of reading that is that Toby's Dad is not out this week, which makes him sad because it is a Western location.

Ah yes, good point, sad indeed  :'(

[JellyLegs]

Sadly, I won’t be out to play this week.