My wife had been in hospital for an op a few years ago, right before xmas. She pleaded with the consultant to be let out, he agreed on the condition that the only moving around was between the settee and bed.
On getting her home, I made her comfortable on the settee - coffee, biscuits, remote etc, and went up to take a shower.
Just as I'm all soaped up, I hear "ooh ooh" I'm out of the shower quicker than Usain Bolt, grab a towel and fly down the stairs 3 at a time
(At this point the layout of the house needs describing - front door leading to hallway, living/dining rooms to the left, stairs straight ahead, bathroom at the top as an extension)
As I get to the middle of the staircase, towel in hand, still soapy, I see her best friend who's let herself in shouting "Yoo hoo"
I will confidently challenge anyone to a backwards race up a staircase 😬