Londoners urged to refrain from sex to keep important Games Lanes flowing

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A campaign is to be launched today to persuade Londoners to stop having sex for the next two weeks. Entitled No Effing Fortnight, the campaign is part of a long-term strategy to smooth London's traffic flow during the Olympic Games. With the Opening Ceremony now precisely nine months away, every unplanned pregnancy is a congestion-related disaster waiting to happen.

Read full account on the 27 Oct 2011 blog at the rather brilliant http://diamondgeezer.blogspot.com/

[Wowbagger]

I thought that Hellymedic had already started a thread to this amusing piece. However, it deserves a second mention.

[hubner]

It must be a wind up, http://www.london2012.com/no-effing-fortnight.php brings up page not found.