Yebbut some real life people do have their phones set up to beep on every button press, even now in 2023.
Yes, they're the ones with Bugs Mode enabled. It makes some sense to enable Bugs Mode on a touchscreen device like a phone. You wouldn't want it on your proper computer
[1], unless you're a character in
Bugs. Actually, is beep-on-every-keypress even a thing in modern OSes? I remember my dad's PC circa 1993 having it as a BIOS option
[2], but haven't knowingly seen it since.
[1] Except that accessibility feature that beeps when you toggle Caps/Num/Scroll lock. That's useful.
[2] Presumably the writer of Bugs also had this setting.