I have a running gag going with a friend that if we ever write novels, the main characters will be named after places on English roadsigns. I'm thinking of an Agatha Christie whodunnit or an American Civil War saga featuring Hampstead Norries, Carlton Brinkley, Shirley Hattersley, Cleobury Mortimer, Stanley Pontlarge, Drayton Beauchamp and Eaton Hastings. Maybe it could be set in the family home of the Slaughters of Oxfordshire?
Perhaps Nancy Mulhouse could put in a guest appearance from France.