- Look, Daddy, another major update to Windows 10!
- Ach, Billy, I expect it will be like all the others.
- Whatever do you mean, Daddy?
- It will most likely replace your screen saver with something banal, uninstall the Classic Menus for Office app that at least partly does away with the Fisher-Price interface, install some Xbox-related crap, reënable Cortina and, yet again, "update" the driver software for your Logitech steering wheel so it doesn't fucking work, Billy. It might also slow saving stuff to a network disk to a scream-inducing crawl. That is what I mean.
(Later)
- Gosh, yes, Daddy, I see what you're saying! Why do Microsith always do this?
- Because they're a bunch of megalomaniacal bastards, Billy. Now, come and have your tea.