We don't have a shoe rack.
Hall contains an overloaded coatstand, umpteen SPD shoes, half a dozen rack packs, several panniers, one bicycle, a coolbag for the milkman, windowsill adorned with gloves, lubricant, cycle clips, road sign protecting wall from pedal and chain, radiator shelf with A-Zs, hairbrushes and little plaque stating 'This home is protected by an ever-present coating of dust'...