Caption it #451

[Jaded]

[Zoidburg]

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of this mid sized family saloon car and this seagull...

[Regulator]

Crap on it and it's your funeral.

[Jon P]

Jonathan Duckworth's Seagull?

"OK, next scene - as they're trying to get into the house your gang flies in from the SW and gives them hell while Ozzie's gang try to fly down the chimney - there'll be casualties when they fly into the window I'm afraid ..."

[Regulator]

Seagull is thinking:

"Blimey!  The Duke's let himself go a bit

[clarion]

Bird Scaring For Dummies

[mattc]

Step 1: Trap your seagull
Step 2: In a preheated oven at Gas Mark 5, ...

[clarion]

Oi!  Fancy a shag?

[meddyg]

Oi! If that's Chekhov's play you're reading,
it doesn't end well for the seagull.....

[Mr Larrington]

Keep reading, four-eyes, unless you want super-concentrated used fish paste all over your paintwork.

[rogerzilla]

"And then what happened?"

"They all lived happily ever after."

"Then what?"

"They got married and had lots of children."

"How many?"

"100."

"What were their names?"

"Er...Bob, John, Derek, Kate, Valerie, Bob, Charlotte, Frisnit, Hatstand...er...Bob, Clive..."

[Chris S]

I read that when I was a chick. It's shit.

Got any bread?

[Jaded]

I read that when I was a chick. It's shit.

Got any bread?

I'd better post the whole photo!!

[clarion]

This book is supposed to make me a hit with the birds...

[Majorbloodnok]

Mine!

[Wowbagger]

If you'll believe that you're more gullible than I am.

[Torslanda]

I've been heckled but never 'herringed'