Meanwhile, in a Breton primary skool:
Mlle. la Teech: So children, can you tell us who the most experienced rider in today's break is?
Petit Jeannot: Miss, miss, please miss, it's Sylvain Chavanel, miss!
Mlle. la Teech: Very good, Jeannot, but how did you know?
Petit Jeannot: Because ITV4's answer to Bluntman and Chronic told us three times in ten minutes, miss!
Mlle. la Teech: And how mnay times has M. Chavanel been Time-Trial Champion of France?
Petit Jeannot: Five! Six! Lots! He's definitely thirty-six though!