<pouring petrol on already flaming waters>Seeing as we've plunged past the shallow waters of mere bad grammar into the foetid ooze at the bottom of the business bullshit barrel...
Obligatory disclaimer:I can't claim the credit for this, and I am certainly not claiming any responsibility for blunt force trauma received as a result of executing the following liguistics matrix strategy whilst in dialogue with your colleagues.
</pouring petrol on already flaming waters>Acquire instant managerial and/or computer expertise! Careful use of this list can create 4096 important and technical-sounding phrases for your reports! No one will have the remotest idea of what you're talking about, but the important thing is that they are not about to admit it!
Simply choose any three-digit hexadecimal number between 000 and FFF, and extract the word corresponding to each digit from the table below. (Example: B31 = Scalable Reciprocal Flexibility.)
1st digit
0 Integrated
1 Total
2 Systemised
3 Parallel
4 Functional
5 Responsive
6 Optional
7 Synchronised
8 Compatible
9 Balanced
A Automatic
B Scalable
C Intuitive
D Modular
E Professional
F Interactive2nd digit
0 Management
1 Organisational
2 Monitoring
3 Reciprocal
4 Digital
5 Logistical
6 Transitional
7 Incremental
8 Third-generation
9 Policy
A Tactile
B Pre-processing
C Hyperbolic
D Re-entrant
E Boolean
F Recursive3rd digit
0 Options
1 Flexibility
2 Capability
3 Mobility
4 Programming
5 Concept
6 Welfare
7 Projection
8 Hardware
9 Contingency
A Feedback
B Architecture
C Logic
D Process
E Debugging
F EffectivenessThe procedure is simple. Think of any three-digit number; then select the corresponding buzzword from each column. For instance, number 257 produces "systematized logistical projection".
For an even more professional approach, and especially when a memorable sequence of letters or an intelligible acronym has been found, just use each word’s initial letter. For example: "This project will be undertaken using ABL and TOP".
