From what I've seen it's going to need a new front mech, rim, tyre, dynamo wiring and some work on the seat. Chainset may be damaged, dunno. Pedals were already tatty.
Road rash and bruises. Right elbow, bizarrely symmetrical arse. Sitting down may be challenging for the foreseeable. No broken bones. Neither my arse nor my elbow were wearing a helmet. Barakta has just taped our one remaining unscented sanitary towel to my arm.
Also managed to scrape the front wing of an oncoming Audi as I ablated myself to a stop. Hopefully the CTC can handle that..? We exchanged details. Dunno what's next.
Nikki OTP is a star, who not only recovered my bike, but let me bleed all over her car.
Wibble.
I'm really fucking lucky it a) wasn't a DF road bike and b) the oncoming car wasn't any closer.