OK, sorry if this is in the wrong place, feel free to move it to a more chat orientated forum if its presence here offends.
Been cycling nearly a year now and have come to the conclusion that many cycling route descriptions are vastly understated. So what euphemisms have I missed so far.
Ones I've got so far are:
1. The ride is a bit lumpy = it's fekking hilly as fek - the Himalayas are flat in comparison.
2. The ride is flat-ish = see translation of number 1.
3. The conditions are a bit breezy = you'll be riding into gale force 10 head/side winds.
4. Technical descent - fekking dangerous - lots of blind corners, narrow roads and ditches either side.
Any others I should be aware of?