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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #75 on: 01 May, 2008, 12:53:29 am »
Gezundheit!
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Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #76 on: 01 May, 2008, 12:54:40 am »
It was close.
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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #77 on: 01 May, 2008, 02:05:21 am »
He ends up in prison minus an arm, his girlfriend becomes a prostitute and his mum is taken into care and receives electro shock therapy. Drugs are bad, mmkay.

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #78 on: 01 May, 2008, 06:52:23 am »
The Red Indian suffocates him and escapes.
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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #79 on: 01 May, 2008, 06:56:19 am »

 The ring are destroyed

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #80 on: 01 May, 2008, 08:24:13 am »
Stones are placed on his grave by descendants of those he saved from liquidation.
Point of accuracy: not the descendants, but the actual people he saved: those who were still alive.  Each one walked arm-in-arm with the actor who portrayed him or her in the film.

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #81 on: 01 May, 2008, 08:25:49 am »
Hose 'em down with seawater: that's all it takes*.

*in the movie that is: anyone who's only read the book will be mystified...

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #82 on: 01 May, 2008, 08:29:03 am »
Everyone else is after something, but all he is bothered about is that someone pissed on his rug....
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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #83 on: 01 May, 2008, 08:30:04 am »
Bruce Willis is a ghost.

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #84 on: 01 May, 2008, 08:46:42 am »

Rubber duck survives

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #85 on: 01 May, 2008, 10:07:05 am »
The arch-baddie gets deaded, everything gets blown up and/or set well and truly ablaze; the hero escapes with the gurl*.

* - there are at least a zillion films which end this way.
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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #86 on: 01 May, 2008, 10:17:15 am »
She uses the five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique.

Bill dies.
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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #87 on: 01 May, 2008, 10:17:35 am »
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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #88 on: 01 May, 2008, 10:17:55 am »
They just keep on drivin'
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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #89 on: 01 May, 2008, 10:18:58 am »
It's buried under the glass pyramid in front of the museum
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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #90 on: 01 May, 2008, 10:44:54 am »
The NSFW version: He ***** all over her ****.
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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #91 on: 01 May, 2008, 11:02:55 am »
the Germans win on penalties

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #92 on: 01 May, 2008, 11:05:51 am »
he wakes up buried just like his girl friend [original version]

is there any chance of having the answers available - some of these are really bugging me...
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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #93 on: 01 May, 2008, 11:09:36 am »
the tunnel is behind the poster.  He's been digging it for years, you fools. 

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #94 on: 01 May, 2008, 11:40:09 am »
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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #95 on: 01 May, 2008, 11:41:14 am »
The killer is his brother (TV not film)
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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #96 on: 01 May, 2008, 11:42:31 am »
Apart from a sore bottom and a broken leg, three of our heroes survive unscathed. 

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #97 on: 01 May, 2008, 11:43:10 am »
Kristin Shepard shot him
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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #98 on: 01 May, 2008, 11:43:23 am »
It wasn't him, it was his mum doing the killing, but not the mum we see in the b&w film, she's dead after all.

And another one - in the first film it really IS his mum. he's dead after all.
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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #99 on: 01 May, 2008, 11:59:21 am »
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