Author Topic: The SPOILER thread (Read 15216 times)

Clare · « **Reply #25 on:** 30 April, 2008, 09:08:41 pm »

The country is saved and he keps his mate in the shed.

Mrs Pingu · « **Reply #26 on:** 30 April, 2008, 09:09:46 pm »

They all get arrested for the murder of an historian.

Biff · « **Reply #27 on:** 30 April, 2008, 09:11:01 pm »

The American wins. Is that too precise?

Clare · « **Reply #28 on:** 30 April, 2008, 09:12:23 pm »

It was the parish council wot dunn it.

Mrs Pingu · « **Reply #29 on:** 30 April, 2008, 09:13:36 pm »

The gobby one gets put through the woodchipper.

Maladict · « **Reply #30 on:** 30 April, 2008, 09:15:08 pm »

He's a woman. In fact, most of them are.

clarion · « **Reply #31 on:** 30 April, 2008, 09:18:07 pm »

Errol Flynn liberates Burma.

redshift · « **Reply #32 on:** 30 April, 2008, 09:18:36 pm »

He's a replicant too.*

*or not.

Dave · « **Reply #33 on:** 30 April, 2008, 09:20:59 pm »

Leia and Luke are sister and brother.

Clare · « **Reply #34 on:** 30 April, 2008, 09:23:18 pm »

He has adventures along the way, breaks the record and goes home.

clarion · « **Reply #35 on:** 30 April, 2008, 09:24:00 pm »

The Colonel trips and falls on the detonator, blowing up the bridge

redshift · « **Reply #36 on:** 30 April, 2008, 09:25:12 pm »

He's buried under the swimming pool repair.

rower40 · « **Reply #37 on:** 30 April, 2008, 09:26:33 pm »

A dozen or more people attached to crosses, singing "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life".

clarion · « **Reply #38 on:** 30 April, 2008, 09:28:09 pm »

They pay the taxes for the home.

Clare · « **Reply #39 on:** 30 April, 2008, 09:28:56 pm »

That motorbike was never going to clear the fence.

redshift · « **Reply #40 on:** 30 April, 2008, 09:29:17 pm »

The hitman gets away.

Clare · « **Reply #41 on:** 30 April, 2008, 09:30:42 pm »

They would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids.

rower40 · « **Reply #42 on:** 30 April, 2008, 09:36:48 pm »

The hero goes into the cinema to see how the film ends.

clarion · « **Reply #43 on:** 30 April, 2008, 09:39:32 pm »

They get helicoptered out of the park at the last minute

Clare · « **Reply #44 on:** 30 April, 2008, 09:40:21 pm »

Matilda was little and right.

rower40 · « **Reply #45 on:** 30 April, 2008, 09:43:31 pm »

The shape-shifting evil android is pushed into a crucible of molten metal. Then the good one lowers himself in too.

clarion · « **Reply #46 on:** 30 April, 2008, 09:44:58 pm »

He's arrested for her murder, then he dies too.

Clare · « **Reply #47 on:** 30 April, 2008, 09:48:37 pm »

He dies.

She dies.

He leaves.

She leaves.

The animals are all OK.

There that should cover 99% of all Hollywood's output.

Pete · « **Reply #48 on:** 30 April, 2008, 09:55:46 pm »

That glass of lager really does taste good - and cold! And they cover for the German spy, pretend he's just an officer.

redshift · « **Reply #49 on:** 30 April, 2008, 09:58:13 pm »

Number Six is Number One.