Quicker journeys reduce minicab fares, cheaper alternative transport reduces car ownership, lower car ownership means fewer parked cars, fewer parked cars means happier cycling.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle,
And this'll help things turn out for the best...