Author Topic: Super-Twat  (Read 867936 times)

TheLurker

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3575 on: 25 March, 2019, 06:38:48 pm »
Boris Johnson... Poundland Churchill.
Over-priced.  Not worth a brass farthing.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3576 on: 27 March, 2019, 10:09:24 am »
Nigel Farage - all the time!

Beardy

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3577 on: 29 March, 2019, 02:55:11 pm »
Robert Winston. For saying that numberplates make sense for cycles.
For every complex problem in the world, there is a simple and easily understood solution that’s wrong.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3578 on: 29 March, 2019, 03:56:55 pm »
Seems to me Parliament needs to open the doors and let a bit of fresh air in.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3579 on: 29 March, 2019, 05:03:25 pm »
Seems to me Parliament needs to open the doors and let a bit of fresh air in.
Maybe we could go back to the original idea with papal conclaves. Lock them in, no food, and take the roof off (or at least threaten to)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1268–71_papal_election
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3580 on: 29 March, 2019, 05:16:54 pm »
Seems to me Parliament needs to open the doors and let a bit of fresh air the Thames in.

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Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3581 on: 08 April, 2019, 08:58:09 pm »
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/apr/08/boris-johnson-under-fire-failing-declare-house-somerset-commons-standards

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The committee noted with concern that two investigations by the commissioner in rapid succession demonstrate a pattern of behaviour by Mr Johnson which reinforces their previous view that he had displayed an over-casual attitude towards obeying the rules of the house.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3582 on: 08 April, 2019, 09:04:54 pm »
Peter Griffin, er. Twatty Francois.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/apr/08/mps-mark-francois-call-for-confidence-vote-in-theresa-may-to-block-further-brexit-delay

I didn't get the result I wanted first time so let's have another go. Ironic, much?
Also, you have no place slagging off people for eating too much pizza, you deep fried gammon moron.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3583 on: 10 April, 2019, 10:09:05 pm »
Tony Tinderholt, Representative for the 14th century...

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Texas lawmakers are considering a bill that would ban abortion in the state and charge women who have abortions with homicide, which can carry the death penalty in the state.

Rep. Tony Tinderholt, a Republican, introduced the “Abolition of Abortion in Texas Act,” or House Bill 896, in January to "protect the rights of an unborn child" but it was granted its first committee hearing on Monday and Tuesday.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/texas-lawmakers-consider-death-penalty-women-who-get-abortions-n993171

Might as well lock the thread after this one...
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T42

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3584 on: 12 April, 2019, 03:34:25 pm »
Special Super-Twat with Oak-Leaves-on-the-Line award for all the Twitter- & Facebook-dwelling idiots who photoshopped something into the middle of the M87 black hole.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3586 on: 26 April, 2019, 11:33:58 am »
The Dishonourable S-T for Shipley is surely a perma-Twat by now, along with his equally twatty colleague Christopher Chode.
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Redlight

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3587 on: 26 April, 2019, 12:40:17 pm »
I've never been to Shipley but it seems to have a thing for electing complete bastards as MPs. Anyone remember the hideous Marcus Fox in the 80s?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3588 on: 26 April, 2019, 01:43:33 pm »
And while I’m at it John Rhys-Davies. 
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Beardy

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3589 on: 26 April, 2019, 05:26:00 pm »
I've never been to Shipley but it seems to have a thing for electing complete bastards as MPs. Anyone remember the hideous Marcus Fox in the 80s?
That was the ward that I lived in for a time while living in Yorkshire, though I believe that boundary changes have moved the village into a different ward these days. We now have the useless Theresa Coffey. I do often wonder why I bother voting because my vote has never once been of any use.   
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3590 on: 26 April, 2019, 05:31:27 pm »
If it's anything like here, it doesn't matter who they put up for election, people are going to vote for the party anyway. The candidate is mostly irrelevant. I've said it before, people around here would vote for a brick and the promise to lob it through their window if someone glued a blue rosette to it.

Well, Glenda, the Conservatives have put a Mr Hitler on the ballot, and well, I know he had a bit of a reputation, but I am certainly not voting Labour and that Mr Jesus chap they've put up.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3591 on: 26 April, 2019, 10:46:43 pm »
Carl Benjamin  :sick:

Guy

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3592 on: 01 May, 2019, 03:44:41 pm »
If it's anything like here, it doesn't matter who they put up for election, people are going to vote for the party anyway. The candidate is mostly irrelevant. I've said it before, people around here would vote for a brick and the promise to lob it through their window if someone glued a blue rosette to it.

Ditto. Hence Nadine Dorries (who is a twat on so many levels).
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3593 on: 01 May, 2019, 07:41:20 pm »
The IAAF
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3594 on: 03 May, 2019, 08:42:21 am »
Teh Tommeh got his tartan suit fucked twice in two days. One strawberry and one bananananananananana...

Diddums...
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Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3595 on: 06 May, 2019, 08:14:29 am »
Hatie Cockpins spouting anti vaccination shite again.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3596 on: 06 May, 2019, 02:05:56 pm »
Hatie Cockpins spouting anti vaccination shite again.

Joke about lethal injections goes here ==>
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3597 on: 06 May, 2019, 06:00:47 pm »
The Oxford Union & all who sail in her.   :sick:
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3598 on: 13 May, 2019, 02:22:31 pm »
Cast your minds back to events in Thailand - a flooded cave, a group of lads trapped in same, a British cave-diver trying to rescue said lads, and a Twat called Musk calling that diver a "pedo" on twitter.

Well, Super Twat Musk is going to appear in court to try and justify his unjustifiable tweet.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-48238576
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citoyen

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