Jesus, Mohammed and Moses meet after taking their driving tests.
"How did you get on, Jeez?"
"I failed on the traffic lights. I didn't start when they turned green because I couldn't bear to go before the others. What about you, Mo?"
"I failed on the zebra crossing. There was this old bloke with a stick waiting to cross and I couldn't stand to see him hobbling in agony so I hopped out and carried him across. How did you do, Moze?"
"Same as always, it's the Highway Code that got me. I can only ever remember the first ten rules. So did anyone pass?"
Just then Buddha floats past on his electric hoverboard...