Ok. I have risen early to avoid the tidal wave of miserable humanity and done the christmas food shopping.
We Have:
Vacherin (seems to have been discovered by the rest of the world this year)
Cromwell stilton
Emmental (cost £5 for not very much, but it is yummy)
Manchego (because I didn;'t plan on getting the emmental)
Gouda (not as old as I'd like it to be)
Chevre
Parkham Farmhouse cheddar
Afterburner (strong cheddar with chillies and garlic... not that crap you get in the supermarket though)
...some 1995 Warres port to wash it down, with a 1990 Pontet canet first.