My approach to hills goes something like;1. Oh! Hill. I am a sturdier cyclist with tough legs. I can do this.2. Oh. Hill. Bugger. Ouch. Actually, I am rubbish at this.3. Change down.4. Get overtaken.5. Change down.6. Sing to myself to keep my spirits up.7. Remember that I am tone deaf and wasting breath.8. Change down.9. Get overtaken by a snail.10. Try to change down. Discover that I am already as low as can be.11. Weep. 12. Get off and push.
